So, I was thinking... what if Ishimaru had some kinda bad relationship with butter? Like for example (Au):
Ishimaru is grocery shopping and gets to where the butter is and just starts breaking down and crying. Everyone around him just looks at him like "Wtf?", and the staff is like "THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME!!!".
And another one like:
On Halloween he's just like giving out candy and shiz, when a kid dressed as a butter stick rolls up. Ishimaru just starts breaking down and he drops the candy. The kids are just standing there like "Wtf?" and so is everyone else within the vicinity of his house. So the kids just stand there for a sec, and then just pick up some candy and put it in their buckets.
I also like to imagine another Au where he thinks of the word butter as a curse word:
So he just bans people from saying the word butter and fricken slaps people if there say it.
Well, I hope you enjoyed my random thoughts... This was specifically written at around 2:00 Am on April 25th (Idk)
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HumorIdk, just random thoughts (written a bit sloppy) Btw that weird cover is from Animal crossing new horizons (Imma make it better later, since I really need to sleep) It's number 20 in #gotosleep!!!!! (As of June 22 2020)
