texas: minds her own business
Alaska: *grabs her hat*shorty
texas: *gives him a swift kick to the crotch* bitch
Delaware: ooh! I felt that bro
texas: DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING HAT BITCH
Arizona: TEXAS! STOP
ame: *having a mental breakdown*
California: COMMUNISM FUCKE-
texas: NO BAD CALI GO FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
new Mexico: I'm calling the anger management place texas
texas: ANGER MANAGEMENT IS COMMIE PROPAGAND-
Arizona: *hits texas with a pan* no it's not
