Hah No ||KNY x Reader||

Chapter 4

Day one, I was killing Demons like a genocide rout with the song Johnny Johnny Yes Papa to bait every Demons coming my way

"BHAHAGGAHAGGA look at you, dying" I looked at the demon who was disappearing

"ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?!?!?" The demon shouted at me

"no I'm the descendant of Shrek the ogre NOW GET OUTTA MY SWAMP" I then remembered I got separated from Genya...oh well

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Day two, I'm slowly becoming Elsa in a way, singing to myself was one of the symptoms of it, and flexing my beautiful hair THAT'S SMOOTH AS FUCK

"Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be, conceal don't feel don't let them knooooww and now the knooowww LET IT-"

"Get her!" Feeling many Demons were after me, I sighed

"Breath of Ice, Third form...Dampens Wave" I then cut some of their heads off in one go, I shot up from my ducking position

"WRYYYYYYY!!!!" I went to another killing spree by the name of DIO "MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!!!"

"STOP STABBING ME AND JUST END ME DAMMIT"

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"So I was thinking, would it be cool if I stab you first and laugh at you before I kill you???" I looked at the demon who was stuck by many knives around his body

"JUST END ME-"

"SHHHHH I'm calling the shots here you cunt"

"GOD JUST KILL ME"

"NO! NOT YET! GOD! DON'T KILL HIM YET! I SWEAR"

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"HEY, I JUST MET YOU!! AND THIS IS CRAZY! AND I'M A BAKER SO I STOLE YOUR LADY!" I skrrt towards the demon

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" The demon was impatient, I dashed towards the demon while adjusted my grip, breathing, footing, and muscle to the copy of a Breathing

"Breath of Ice, First form... Frozen Strike!" I slashed the demon neck and the head fell to the ground, I look at his hair for a moment that looked similar to a food

"...I need nachos once I get back"

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"Hey, dee hee mons before you eat me have you seen maya hee?" The demon turns around wanting to get away probably because they're sweating

"Maya who?"

"Maya haaaaa Maya Haha!...Y'all don't get it, come here time to end your suffering"

"SHIT SHIT SHIT GET AWAYYYYY-" I ended up cutting their heads in mid-sentence

"Too late LMAO BITCH SLOW LIKE HOE RUNNING FROM HER RESPONSIBILITY!!!"

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"IM SO TIRED WHAT THE FUCK!! EVEN THE DEMONS HAVE BEEN AVOIDING MEEEE!!" I sighed still running down in the middle of the street

Seeing a bright purple light made me speed up, YES YEEEESSSS!!

"I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY, HERE WE GO, I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY!!" Once I saw a stone floor I stopped and stand there to look around to see two red pillars and a table full of ores but no one is here but me- oh wait I SENSE TO PRESENT ON THIS AREA

"...if you wanna kill me clap your hands" hearing to claps I almost booked outta the place until a familiar scent shot through my nostrils

"Omfg you kids almost killed me" I went to a bigger tree in the middle and looked behind it to see Oyakata sama's kids giggling