🌲Gravity Falls/AUs: Lots of Weirdness & Adventure🌲

No Mercy...

[Reverse Falls]

[A portal opens in front of the Tent of Telepathy.]

Swift: *Walks straight to the tent* I'm getting rid of this AU. *Pulls out her hand gun*

[In the Tent of Telepathy]

Reverse Stan: *Counting some money*

Swift: Excuse me? Is there a show performing today?

Reverse Stan: *Hasn't looked up* Sorry. We're not performing today.

Swift: Good. I'm killing you and the Twins today.

Reverse Stan: Are you threatening us? *Finally looks up* You.

Swift: Hi, Grunkle. *Yanks R.S.'s head down on the table and smashes his face*

R.S.: What the hell?!

Swift: Hope you have insurance. *Shoots him straight in the head*

R.S.: *Eliminated*

Swift: *Covered in splattered blood*

Dipper Gleeful: *Runs in* Stan?

Swift: *Looks at D.G.* Oh, hey.

D.G.: Oh my god, Mabel! *Runs back to get his sister*

Swift: *Sprints after him* Oh no you don't. *Jumps at him*

[In the Study Room]

Mabel Gleeful: Ugh, noisy from the other room.

D.G.: *Beaten up* Mabel!

M.G.: What now?

D.G.: Stan is dead! She's back and- *Kicked from behind and fell in front of his sister*

M.G.: You? Is that blood?

Swift: Yeah, I just killed your uncle.

M.G.: Great. Now we need to resurrect him back.

Swift: I don't think so. I'm killing you all.

M.G.: *Smirks* Are you serious? That's a bluff.

Swift: No, I'm serious. You see, for a long time, I despise you and everything in this AU. You just exist because your old GF fans still adore you. I used to be one of them. Now, I moved on.

M.G.: That sounds ridiculous.

Swift: No, it's true. *Cloaks herself invisible*

M.G.: What this? You do magic now?

Swift: *Punches M.G. square in her face*

M.G.: GAH!

Swift: It's tech from another fandom. *Kicks M.G. in her chest*

M.G.: *Coughs* That's cheating! I didn't get time for spells.

Swift: *Clones herself with holograms*

D.G.: What the...

Swift: Holo-tech. A friend of mine lend me some for testing. Meaning you have to find me. *Blends in with the decors*

M.G.: They're highly realistic.

Swift Decor: Yeah, that's the point.

M.G.: *Throws a summoned dagger at the decor*

[The decor and some behind it disappears.]

Swift: *Behind M.G.* You really rely on magic too much.

M.G.: *Whips back to look and meets a butt of a pulse rifle hitting her nose*

D.G.: Hey! *Summons some chains*

Swift: *Activates a canister filled with gas*

M.G. & D.G.: *Choking on the highly toxic gas and collapses on the floor*

D.G.: *Choking loudly* What is this?

Swift: *Uses her respirator in her mask to breathe and not die* High dangerous gas from an acquaintance of mine.

M.G.: *Barely breathing* Why...?

Swift: *Reloads her handgun*  Like I said. I moved on. *BANG!*

D.G.: *Eliminated*

M.G.: *Gasps with fear* Brother...

Swift: Don't waste your last breath. You'll see him again soon. *BANG!*

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Lace: *Gasps* *Wakes up in a cold sweat* Oh my god.

Will: *Wakes up from the reaction* Lace, what's wrong? Did something happened in your sleep?

Lace: She's back.

Will: *Concerned* Who, Lace?

Lace: Swift. She came back to Reverse Falls but killed everyone in town. She used unrecognizable technology to murder them. It was terrible to watch by... *Letting her tears fall from her face*

Will: *Hugs Lace for reassurance* It's okay. It's only a nightmare. I'll help you rid the nightmare.

[The next morning]

Bill: *Enjoying his morning paper and coffee*

Will: *Summons a chair and bashes it against his brother*

[To be continued...]

[(A/N): Okay, I thought I done with Gravity Falls. Then nostalgia hits me so goddammit, why not.]