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Jonathan's beauty channel

Jonathan's beauty channel has completely changed him. He once was a heterosexual gentleman with a mighty cock, but now he's a changed man. He's now a homosexual gentleman with an almighty cock. Erina, his ex, was the first to notice the sudden changes in his behavior. First was him experimenting with her makeup, next was leaving her for the boys, namely Speedwagon. The excuse he gave was "You're pussy just ain't doing it anymore! Speedwagon's mighty schlong is the only thing that makes me cum!".

Erina was so hurt by the fact that Speedweed's dick is better than her pussy, she decided to sister cancel him. But first, she had to do some extensive research.

"Hey sisters! Jonathan here! Today we're going to be releasing my new palette called, Beauty and Speedweed's cock! You can buy it in the link in the description below!" In the middle of the screen, Erina stared at whatever was left of the man she loved. 

Three inch nails, optimal for anal fingering, each nail is painted a different color of the pride flag to assure that his viewers know that he's only into buff dudes with magnum dongs. The clicking of his nails trigger Erina's war PTSD and she goes into a panic attack.

Snow White Cum, Blond Yellow... The more that he names the colors in the palette, the more a hidden memory in the back of Erina's mind. One day Jonathan explained that if he were ever able to make a makeup palette, he would put his own cum into the ingredients. That caused Erina to spiral down into a fit of drinking at multiple gay bars around England.

On her travels, she stumbles over a small king who has an immense following on YouTube, and that king is Coochie Horse. Erina then balled her eyes out all while explaining her life story and how she thinks that Jonathan is using his cum in his makeup. The last part peaked his interest. Coochie, being a cancel drama channel has a thing for cancelling other YouTubers, so when he heart Erina's story, he knew he had to make a video on it.

The first step towards cancelling him is, painfully, buying his palette and then testing it for his cum, so that's exactly what Coochie did. Erina provided the testers with a sample of his cum that was put in a jar for "safe keeping".

They then found out that he made the product only from his juices. It is still unknown to this day how he made them different colors, but some think that he can change the color of his cum by sheer will.

The video Coochie made was outing Jonathan and proving that he had evidence. He also stated that Erina was the one who brought this up to his attention.

That video got millions upon millions of views as people waited for Jonathan's response. Meanwhile, even more of the makeup started selling than before, as more and more people want his magic cum.

But, the only video he addressed the matter on was saying that he was making even more palettes and raising the price. Erina was defeated. She no longer longed for his massive dong, but wanted his cum, so she snorted the rest of the makeup in her palette and became addicted and kept buying more and more until she turned into a pickle. Funniest shit she's ever seen.