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The Blog of John Watson

Quick Update:

Sorry I haven't posted much recently. We've had a few cases which I'll write up when I get a chance. Think I needed a break from it all really. That whole business in the swimming pool... I just needed to get away from guns and bombs and maniacs. Went to see an old mate in New Zealand for a couple of weeks. Sarah came too but we broke up shortly afterwards. Not sure my life with Sherlock is compatible with long-term relationships. Don't know how Danielle coped with everything. I'll ask her later.

Comments:

Bill Murray: Sorry to hear that. Drinks soon?

John Watson: Yeah good plan!

Harry Watson: Shame. She seemed nice. Did you get my text this morning?

John Watson: Yeah, sorry, Sherlock nicked my phone. Really proud of you. Please keep it up.

Harry Watson: Will do x

Mike Stamford: Sorry to hear that, John. Chin up!

Felix Nolan: Did Danielle ever talk to you?

John Watson: No. Just sent me a picture of Erika and Nightwing

Danielle Nolan: They were sleeping in a pile! How is that not the cutest?!

Sherlock Holmes: You never told me about Sarah.

John Watson: You never even noticed I'd been to New Zealand.

Danielle Nolan: Yes he did. He asked why you weren't handing him the pen.

Sherlock Holmes: I went shopping earlier. There's some cans of beer in the fridge. Next to the feet.

Danielle Nolan: He bought supplies for a science experiment. I bought real food. He is right, though, it's by the foot.

John Watson: :)

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Lixxy: Are we still meeting up for drinks?

Lixxy: Elle? You there?

Me: Sorry. Got busy. Sherlock did a thing.

Lixxy.: That's fine! But what about the drinks?

Me: Sorry, Lix. I'll have to pass on it. Erika's been having stomach problems.

Lixxy: You know, Lilly Kelly isn't going to be there. You don't need to avoid anything.

Me: Avoiding? Who said I was avoiding anything? Erika's got a real problem! It's serious!

Lixxy: Okay. Next time?

Me: For sure!

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Life Goes On

Time to write up a few notes. I'm going to tell you about a couple of the smaller cases we've been involved in. What really happened on the Tilly Briggs pleasure cruise. Then there was that really odd case with the melting laptop and the time Sherlock stole a bus.

Just another typical week at 221B Baker Street!

Comments:

Sherlock Holmes: I didn't steal the bus. I borrowed it. And it's not as if the tourists seemed to mind.

John Watson: Go and get dressed.

Danielle Nolan: Yes, please, Sherlock. If Erika sees your arse one more time, she's gonna bite it off.

Mike Stamford: If I didn't know the lot of you, I'd swear you were making this stuff up.

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