Me: eNjOy- sorry for not posting that much ;-;
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Windows explorer: gReW uP iN tHe FrEnCh CoUrT
Nootmare: oUi OuI, bOnJoUr
Crossy road: Why are we singing six?
Nootmare: ITS NOT SIX YOU BITCH, ITS 'DONT LOSE YOUR HEAD' FROM SIX
Me: -breaks fourth wall- lol
Windows explorer: stfu nobody likes you
Me: :,) i know that
Windows Explorer has changed authors name to Satan
Satan: So thats how its gonna be?
Windows explorer: IM FUCKING GOD
Satan: And im satan, name a more iconic duo
Nootmare: Me and Error ÙwÚ
Satan: K then-
Crossy road: fuck my fucking life
Satan changed their name to Mii
Dusty baker: u spelt 'me' wrong
Mii: -Mii theme intensifies-
Windows explorer: OW MY EARS U SATANIC BITCH
Mii: Lets fight
Nootmare: wtf why
Mii: you to scared?
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Nootmare: H A, you wish >:)
Mii: I have to warn you I'm quite skilled at fighting with swords..
Everyone: Wait what!?
Mii: Yeah, in minecraft UwU
Nootmare: You stupid bitch
Mii: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A BITCH ;-;
Windows explorer: cause you are one, duh
Mii: -teleports everyone to a battle arena-
Everyone: °O°
Mii: -grabs popcorn-
Nootmare: I thought we were supposed to fight..?
Mii: yeah, this is my weapon. Now whos the stupid bitch
Nootmare: •-• can i have a weapon?
Brah: Yeah broseph, your diddly darn weapons 4 choice be this shoe, this radical french fry bit and this shovel. These weapons are da bomb brah
Nootmare: Well obviously im gonna choose the shovel
Brah: Whoops, sorry broseph. That radical dog over dere just ate it! Dont worry broseph, these other weapons are totes rad!
Nootmare: -deep breathing-
Everyone: -watching intensely-
Nootmare: I'll take...
THE FRENCH FRY BIT
Everyone: -GASP- Wait really..?
Nootmare: yeah-
Mii: Wow..
Ink blob: Lmao ima take the shoe
Everyone: NO ONE INVITED YOU
Ink blob: And yet i'm still here ÚwÙ
Mii: -Opens up weird panel, clicks on inks name- Now wheres delete??
Windows explorer: roses are red cacti are prickly omg wow.. that escalated quickly- (Not mine, idk who came up with that-)
Mii: FOUND IT!
Nootmare: -Chanting delete him-
Ink blob: PLEASE DONT- I'LL DO ANYTHING-
Mii: Anything?~
Ink blob: Yes..?
~3 Hours later~
Ink blob: -Wearing a cheetah print suit- I regret everything
Mii: -Taking pictures- Dont worry you look amazing.
Windows Explorer: -Laughing his butt off-
Mii: Now go away ink
Ink blob: Gladly -Scaddles away-
Mii: -Grabs popcorn- Anyways, back to the fight
~Epic Battle Scene
"I will win this battle!" Nootmare claimed with confidence
"Hah, in your dreams! No matter what you do I will come out victorius from this battle!" Author laughed evily
Nootmare grabbed his battle weapon, a french fry bit and got into his fighting stance
"We'll see about that Author" Nootmare smirked as he dashed forward holding his battle weapon in his hand
Author readied their battle weapon which happened to be a bucket of popcorn. Suddenly Nootmare threw the french fry bit at Author luckily Author was able to dodge just in time
"Your going to have to try a little bit harder than that if you want to defeat me!" Author smiled at it was their turn to attack. The audience was watching on the edge of their seats excited to see what authors move would be.
"Are you ready?" Author questioned evily
"Hell yes." Nootmare sent a confident glare Authors way
Author threw the popcorn bucket at nootmares head, it would've been a critical hit if Nootmare hadn't dodged
"Curse you!" Author yelled at Nootmare
All nootmare did was chuckle as the french fry bit made its way back to him from his last attack. On its way back it hit author in the head knocking them out
~Battle over~
Windows explorer: AND THE WINNER IS NOOTMARE
Nootmare: Now we have to end this chapter
Windows explorer: why?
Nootmare: becaus Author looks dead and we're almost at six hundred sixty six words
Windows explorer: GASSSPPPP WOW
Nootmare: BYE READERS-
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