*Meanwhile, in a candlelit dinner*
Winter: ...
Rattlesnake: ...
Winter: So...
Rattlesnake: This is bullshit.
Winter: I know!
Rattlesnake: Who thought this was a good idea? I don't even know you, and I already know you have the hots for my brother...though could've done much better.
Winter: Let's just get this over with, and forget this ever happened, Rattlesnack.
Rattlesnake: Agreed-- Wait! Did you just fucking call me Rattlesnack--
Winter: Anyway! Here comes the main meal.
*Turtle approached them in a waiter's outfit, and put down a plate of spaghetti and meatballs*
Turtle: Dinner is serve. And let me serenade you with some music *pulls out violin*
*proceeds to play violin terribly*
Winter: ...
Winter: Oh my god! Stop!
Rattlesnake: Fucking stop! Please!
Turtle: Sorry! *scurries away*
Winter: Arrgh, nightmare.
Winter: Well, let's eat.
*the two ate together, until the spaghetti was gone, and there was only one meatball left*
Winter: Hmmm. Seems there's only one meatball left.
Rattlesnake: Yes, what do you suppose we do with it?
Winter: Give it to the person who deserves it.
Rattlesnake: Aww! Well, don't mind if I--
*Winter grabs meatball for himself*
Rattlesnake: Hey!
Winter: Huh?
Rattlesnake: Haven't you ever heard of ladies first?
Winter: ...
Rattlesnake: What?
Winter: You're a lady!?
Rattlesnake: *😠*
Rattlesnake: Gimmie that goddamn meatball.
Winter: Hell no!
Rattlesnake: GIVE IT TO ME!
*Rattlesnake pounces on him from across the table, and the two proceeded to fight for death over a meatball*
Turtle: Guys, I still need to get paid--
Rattlesnake & Winter: SHUT UP, TURTLE!
Turtle: *sighs*
*proceeds to play sad music on the violin*
Turtle: How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes...got nowhere to run--
Winter: Fine! I'll leave you a check!
Turtle: Thank you!
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
