She had me put my hands up because she has a bubble gun. Then she proceeds to shoot me and say "You die." She shoots my sister. I *come back alive* and tell her "The Police are coming to get you." She yells "I shoot the Police too!" My sister says "You are going to jail." This girl says "I shoot the jail."
They continue with this and I sit and laugh my ass clean off. My sister says "I'm gone call the FBI on you." This little girl says "I shoot your ABC's too."
When I say it took me 10 minutes to write this because I am straight pissing myself. She is three and came to the conclusion that because you are yelling out letters of the Alphabet that is what she has to shoot.
