salty bitch: damn
noya: i uhhhhhhhh
noya: 😗✌️
[nishinoya is offline]
hinata: so are we still gunna send memes orrrrr
kageyama: no.
yachi: interior 🏠 crocodile 🐊 alligator 🦎 i 👀 drive 👊 chevrolet 🚗 movie 🎬 💺 theatre 🎥
kageyama: hinata please hell im scared
hinata: i will not hell
kageyama: 😔
hinata: hey y'all wanna know something
suga: if you type in all caps the lyrics to watermelon sugar by harry styles i will march to your house and beat your ass in front of your mom and natsu. and no i won't apologize and to make it worse for you i'll help your mom make dinner tomorrow. don't fucking test me shoyo hinata.
kageyama: ok for one thing- don't shoyo him, asshole. only i can call him that. also if you hurt my boyfriend i will take you to that creepy abandoned place at the end of my street and leave you tied up for the fucking rats got it pretty boy
hinata: uhhhhhhhhhhh that's not what i was gunna do 🗿
hinata: I wAnNa dAncE wITh sOmEboDy
suga: wanna fucking go kageyama? i'm your upperclassman, bitch. you better move 😗✌️
kageyama: i'm not scared of you you grey haired old man lookin crusty musty ass sOfT bOy
suga: bitch i aint a soft boy. i will reek hell on yo ass if you dont shullup
noya: ok before this turns into a thing thats happening fr, im just gunna tell everyone to change their chat names to something cool
hinata: gasp
(ok my laptop isn't working right now so i can't make anything italic or bold so just bare with me)
[hinata changed their chatroom name to orange]
[nishinoya changed their chatroom name to rollingggthundAH]
[tanaka changed their chatroom name to #bestsenpai]
[nishinoya changed sugawara's chatroom name to mama]
[nishinoya changed daichi's chatroom name to dad]
mama: i love the name noya ur doing great hunny. kageyama fuck you and your family i won't hesitate to hit a kouhai
dad: suga calm down
dad: i have literally had it up to here
dad: you hoes need to stop pissing off your mom or i will fuckig strangle someone. kageyama you're on thin fucking ice i swear to god.
kageyama: i uhm
kageyama: nishinoya cant even with me
kageyama: 😗✌️
[kageyama is offline]
orange: please stop threatening us
orange: i'm gonna cry
yamaguchi: same
rollingggthundAH: howdy i'm back
rollingggthundAH: and same
mama: don't worry i love you kids i'll bring you bento boxes tomorrow
mama: and also whoever's with kageyama right now
mama: tell him he better watch out
orange: you better shullup i won't hesitate to beat ur ass 🍑 suga i don't care if ur my upperclassman i will beat you 👉 the fuck 🙅♀️ up 👍
orange: IM SORRY SUGA KAGEYAMA TOOK MY PHONE IM SO SORRY
mama: it's ok hinata. but if you don't want him to get hurt you better lock your door and hide sonny
rollingggthundAH: kageyamas in the other groupchat please go attack them
mama: 😌☺️
mama: i love u son 😌
rollingggthundAH: i'm genuinely terrified right now 🙃
volleyball bitches 👅
11:43
kageyama: oikawa if u don't stop texting i will go to seijoh and beat u the fuck up. deadass.
oikawa: like you even could bitch
suga: hello kageyama.
kageyama: oh shit
kageyama: gotta blast 😗✌️
iwaizumi: uh
suga: i will beat your ass kageyama.
kageyama: is scared
oikawa: how the turn tables bitch
suga: oikawa shut the fuck up
oikawa: i
oikawa: okay 😔
hinata: suga please :')
suga: no.
hinata: :''''''(
ennoshita: ...sugawara don't you think you've scared the first years enough yamaguchi is literally shaking
suga: ...
suga: fine. next time you little shit tests me i will not hesitate and tadashis gunna have to deal with it 😘
hinata: 😅 i'm gunna cry 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
kageyama: 🙂
kageyama: i need emotional support 🙂
hinata: :(
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