𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅

𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

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𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛 ⚘

"You are very endearing when you're half-asleep."

"I always come when you call."

"I heard you talking in your sleep."

"Watching humanity. Never gets old, does it?"

"I can be your third wheel."

"Going on dates, that's something humans do, right?"

"I like texting. Emoticons."

"I got snacks."

"We can... Netflix and chill."

"You can sleep until the cows come home."

"I don't know how to dance."
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𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 ⚘

"Is this a game to you?"

"I'm hunted. I rebelled, and I did it, all of it- for you."

"I made peace with my fate."

"You're gonna be my punching bag."

"I don't want to have to hurt you."

"You think I deserve to die?"

"I don't need you."

"I am not someone you should put your faith in."

"Every second in your presence is intolerable."

"I think it's time for me to move on."

"I have a painful burning sensation-"

"It hurts."

"I don't want your protection."

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𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 ⚘

"I'm very pop-culture savvy now."

"We don't need to shower."

"Is ketchup a vegetable?"

"I don't sweat under any circumstances."

"That's a nice little horrifying plan. Cannibalism."

"My people skills are rusty."

"I don't think he's gonna open up and let the choo choo in."

"The woman has remarkable command of profanity."

"You shot me."

"I don't understand the reference."

"I need you to let me touch it."

"This is not what it looks like."

"I'm surrounded by large unhappy dogs."

"I watch the bees."

"We should play Twister."

"There was a pastry mishap."

"I'll interrogate the cat."