e-boys;
willy knees, Mr iNabber, Trilingual, lex & bigboymemeulous
friday, 23:56
lex:
haha yeah you could pin me down any day x
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lex:
oh shit
lex:
PLEASE tell me none of your saw that
Mr iNabber:
lying is a sin, and so i shall not lie to u my mans.
Mr iNabber:
we all saw it
bigboymemeulous:
when he's honest 😳😳😳
willy knees:
ALEX HAS A BOYFRIEND?
Mr iNabber:
that's not very cash money of u alex
Trilingual:
B-boyfriend?
Mr iNabber:
omg i miss keem literally just firing shots at alex for no reason
willy knees:
you mean he's stopped?!?!?
lex:
believe it or not fraser i don't
Trilingual:
I'm just glad someone understood the reference instead of thinking I'm homophobic
Mr iNabber:
always got ur back homie 💕
Trilingual:
Thanks, homie 💕
bigboymemeulous:
Alexander.
lex:
O.o
willy knees:
fellas the jealous boyfriend has arrived do we abort
bigboymemeulous:
wtf
bigboymemeulous:
we all know he's shagging jimmy c
bigboymemeulous:
why would i be jealous
lex:
WE NEVER SHAGGED
Trilingual:
Because he's rich?
willy knees:
and so is george?
Mr iNabber:
apparently he's still a virgin
willy knees:
again, so is george
Mr iNabber:
til he meets alex at least
lex:
we did meet up
Trilingual:
At a hotel.
lex:
that doesn't mean anything happened!!!
willy knees:
nothing wrong with having a boyfriend fella
willy knees:
what's he called then
lex:
it was a joke meant for a friend :/
lex:
was meant to send it to my mate back from bournemouth, must've misclicked
Trilingual:
So he's from Bournemouth?
lex:
he's not my boyfriend
lex:
he's straight ffs
willy knees:
aye but you didn't deny being interested
lex:
William.
lex:
Just because I am not straight DOES NOT mean any male I interact with is instantly someone I would like to shag
Mr iNabber:
drag him king 👑🏳️🌈
willy knees:
wasn't saying that
willy knees:
was saying you liked him, not every guy you talk to
lex:
well i don't
bigboymemeulous:
i smell bullshit
lex:
george don't
bigboymemeulous:
to be fair, you've not been home recently
bigboymemeulous:
so where have you been
willy knees:
NO WAYYY
Trilingual:
Yeah, haven't you conveniently gone to visit your family?
lex:
it's wills birthday soon?
willy knees:
im sure it is mate x
lex:
it is!
bigboymemeulous:
but that's not the only reason you went?
bigboymemeulous:
if it's true, of course
lex:
i don't have a boyfriend
lex:
please can we just let this go
Mr iNabber:
y'know we wouldn't mind if u did though right
lex:
yeah, course
willy knees:
yeah he might even be one of the lads
bigboymemeulous:
but i better get first meeting privelegies
bigboymemeulous:
being roommates and that
lex:
ofc
Trilingual:
We're only looking out for you Lex.
Trilingual:
Only the best for our little Alexander
lex:
piss off james
Trilingual:
😳
willy knees:
so you really don't have a boyfriend?
willy knees:
promise i won't expose it like i did with jimmy
lex:
i give up with you lot
bigboymemeulous:
aLeX dOnT lEaVe
Mr iNabber:
dOnT tAkE tHe KiDs
willy knees:
hmm..
willy knees:
think he's hiding something
Mr iNabber:
pulling an all nighter to do some investigating
Mr iNabber:
who's with me
willy knees:
aye
bigboymemeulous:
me too lol
willy knees:
so much for the advocate of privacy
bigboymemeulous:
im curious, what can i say
willy knees:
*jealous
Trilingual:
You do know he can still read this when he comes back right?
willy knees:
shit
bigboymemeulous:
shit
Mr iNabber:
shit
