1

1.9K 57 29
                                    

e-boys;
willy knees, Mr iNabber, Jimmy M, lex & bigboymemeulous
monday, 3:14

willy knees:
aight so we got a dilemma

Jimmy M:
A predicament, if you would

bigboymemeulous:
what

Mr iNabber:
a problem, george.
Mr iNabber:
james is being facetious

bigboymemeulous:
i know what pre-dickament means?
bigboymemeulous:
i meant what sort of fucking problem does will have at fucking three in the MORNING

willy knees:
oh yeah
willy knees:
any of yous free tomorrow

bigboymemeulous:
fuck sake
bigboymemeulous:
im going back to bed

Jimmy M:
*Back to getting shagged

Mr iNabber:
thank u for such vital information james

Jimmy M:
I was on about George-

willy knees:
aight cool but anyone gonna answer my question

Mr iNabber:
no got to take kenji to the vets

bigboymemeulous:
HOLD UP
bigboymemeulous:
IS HE OKAY

Jimmy M:
Thought you was sleeping? 🤔

bigboymemeulous:
kENJI IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SLEEP

Mr iNabber:
yeah he's fine george
Mr iNabber:
they just gotta check on him regularly, it's normal
Mr iNabber:
should be his last one though, because he's almost 1 :)

bigboymemeulous:
can i come to the vets with you
bigboymemeulous:
pleasepleaseplease

Mr iNabber:
sure :)

willy knees:
what-
willy knees:
alex wouldn't treat me like this

Jimmy M:
If you hadn't noticed Alex isn't even treating you to a response

willy knees:
cunt
willy knees:
im in dire need and he's not even here 😔

Mr iNabber:
where even is he?

bigboymemeulous:
asleep
bigboymemeulous:
for once

lex:
no, im here
lex:
george woke me up when he screamed because he thought kenji was dying

willy knees:
ALEX
willy knees:
LOVE OF MY LIVE
willy knees:
MY BESTEST MATE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

lex:
no
lex:
ask ciaran

willy knees:
haven't even said anything yet?!

lex:
you want me to record with you

willy knees:
how'd you know?

lex:
the answers still no

willy knees:
im here offering the chance for my friends to feature on my prestigious channel and this is the response i get?! 😔

Jimmy M:
Last time you got me in a video you made me say the words to all star
Jimmy M:
Not just words; p h r a s e s
Jimmy M:
My reputation is ruined

lex:
mine too

bigboymemeulous:
me too whilst we're at it

Mr iNabber:
not relevant enough to feature on the main so 😎

lex:
big L
lex:
that's actually low-key sad tho :((((

bigboymemeulous:
thoughts are with our fallen soldier in these sad times

Jimmy M:
He will be missed, our dearest iNabber

willy knees:
you're all cunts
willy knees:
fine, ill do it myself

Mr iNabber:
how brave of u
Mr iNabber:
must be very hard

lex:
fraser low-key snapping and i don't know how i feel about this?

Jimmy M:
B e a n s

lex:
that has no relevance & is a dead fucking joke???

bigboymemeulous:
not again for fucks sAKE

Mr iNabber:
officially retiring to go to sleep
Mr iNabber:
goodnight to everyone except james and william the greedy or disrespectful cunts

lex:
aight ima head out
lex:
TO SLEEP

bigboymemeulous:
me too

Jimmy M:
I didn't even do anything wrong
Jimmy M:
What's a guy got to do to get some appreciation around here

willy knees:
exactly...
willy knees:
does this mean you'll film with me tomorrow?

Jimmy M:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jimmy M:
No.

chat shit, get cancelledWhere stories live. Discover now