20th August, 2019
* The recording studio seems more like a fish market. Everything is perfectly in position; spotlights, cameras and the mics. The only imperfection is because of three girls who are nervous, excited and hellishly loud. At this point they're going to tell about one amazing experience which they had never imagined they'd be having.
The main camera focuses on Hana's face (who is unaware that her mic and the camera is on). She is scolding the younger two.*
Hana : O beghairto! Kabhi tou chup ho jaya kro tum dono! Matlab ke sab se bari hun mein lekin koi izzat nhin meri. Kab se keh rhi hun koi ulti harqat mat karna lekin....pta nhin kahan phas gai hun mein!
Kuro : (trying to whisper but still loud enough) Hana unnie! mic aur camera on hain... samney dekhein!
* An awkward silence. Hana turns towards the camera *
Hana : (nervously laughing) Hehe... Hello everyone. Kaisey hain ap sub? May God blast...oh sorry...bless you. Dekhain ji title tou thora dramatic laga hoga apko, lekin ab hum waqai bataen ge ke hum asal mein hain kon. Apney title aur hamari shakalon pe nhin jana...dil ke achey hain hum. Khair...age aur address tou koi larki pehli mulakat mein nhin btati, lekin naam mein bta sakti hun. Mein hun Hana. Hum teenon mein sab se bari aur samajhdar. Nihayat shareef, masoom aur pyari larki jis ne kabhi kisi ka dil nhin dukhaya. Eik aur baat. Jo mera dil dukhata hai...mein phir uski woh halat karti hun ke uska pura jism dukhta hai. Arey mein bhi kya batein le ke beth gai... mein apko btaun ke mujhy K-pop....
* Yuna, who had been getting extremely impatient while listening to Hana's useless chatter, puts her hand on Hana's mouth and continues. *
Yuna : Hey everyone! Mein Hana ki tarah apni jhooti tareefein kar ke time zaya nhin karun gi, balkey apko apney barey mein btaun gi. Yuna here. Halanke mein Hana se 1 saal choti hun, phir bhi apko nazar tou aa raha hai hum mein se zyada professionally recording kon kar raha hai. I love painting, reading, anime, K-dramas and K-pop. Tou agar kisi ko meri tarah in cheezon mein interest hai tou mujhe Instagram pe follow karey takey hum DMs mein batein kar.....
* Hana, who had been struggling to pull Yuna's hand off her mouth, finally succeeded by biting her hand*
Yuna : Abay salay mera hath! (cries in pain)
Hana : Nahin tou tumein kya lagta hai...mujhe ye sab pasand nhin?! Pehley mujhe bataney do na apney barey mein. Chup karo 2 minute.
Yuna : Beta yahan tumhari marzi nahin chalni. Teenon ko bolna hai. Akeli tum ne apni biography nhin sunani.
Hana : Bas bohat ho gaya... mein jaa rhi hun yahan se!
Yuna : Hehehe... tum nhin ja sakti.
Hana : Kyun? mein qaid to nhin hun?
Yuna : (dramatically putting a hand on her heart) Ho na...tum merey dil mein qaid ho...bhag nhi sakti.
Hana : Oh shit....heavy line maar di tum ne tou. BROOO....
Yuna : BROOO...
*The camera shifts and focuses on Kuro's face, who is already facepalming with embarrassment.*
Kuro : (Glares into the camera ) Matlab ke- eik to mein in donon se choti, uper se meri koi sunta nhin. Harqatein in ki 2 saal ke bachon se gai guzri hain. Eik taraf eik dusrey ka qatal karney ki tayyari kar rahi hoti hain, doosri taraf aesey pyar se baat kar rhi hoti hain jaise 2 dil 1 jaan. O bhai maro, mujhe maro! Inka murder bhi nhin kar sakti, pyar jou itna hai insey....
* Kuro gets off her stool and goes to stand between Hana and Yuna. She puts an arm around each of them *
Kuro : (Looks directly in the camera) Hum jaisey bhi hain, dost hain. Aur dost jaisey bhi hon, jaan se pyarey hotey hain.
Yuna : Halanke hum ne abhi asal story ke barey mein kuch nhin btaya, lekin ap sab ko andaza ho gaya ho ga ke agar hum 3 itney chaotic hain to humari kahani tou phir.... *smirks*
Hana : Guarantee humari, enjoyment apki. Stay tuned, fam! * winks *
*The cameras are turned off. The three start laughing hysterically. *
*The DOP looks disappointed and the staff sighs loudly*
DOP : Abhi toh in teenon key individual interviews bhi rehtey hain. Uss mein kya haal karein gi!
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