British Exchange

Chapter 7

"Monkeys are fucking awesome." Adam says, kicking some acorns around on the side walk.

"The polar bear was better." Dylan said taking a step towards me.

"Do you even hear how ridiculous you sound right now? The polar bear didn't do shit! It literally just sat there."

"Yeah so?" Dylan asked.

"The monkeys were flying all over the place!" Adam exclaimed, waving his hands around in the air, "How the fuck does that not beat a sleeping polar bear? How?"

"You only liked the monkeys cause two of them just happened to be mating." I giggled. The whole time we were by the monkey section all Adam could do was talk about these two monkeys mating in the back corner of the cage. And he would ask such weird questions too. Like, How long do you think it's dick is? Do you think they make monkey noises as they do it? Do they watch each other do it?

How the fuck am I suppose to know?

So, since no one seemed to be able to answer his questions, he proceeded to ask a zookeeper. We learned that 3-4 inch penis for a monkey is quite large. (Humans have the largest). And the Bonobo, a species of monkey, is a fully bisexual species; for which Adam found to be the most interesting thing ever. He continued to ask the Zookeeper questions, at that point I think we all stopped listening to Adam's conversation. He was being weird.

"They were seriously going at it though." Adam chuckles.

"You're so fucking weird." Eli laughs, punching Adam lightly on the shoulder.

"I was just being curious! Now you know something really cool!"

"Polar Bears are still better." Dylan smiles.

"Yeah whatever." Adam huffs.

"Well, I had fun, surprisingly. Eli and I haven't been to the Central Park Zoo in ages ." I said.

"Yeah, we should bring Julia and Clay with us next time ." Eli said, looking down at his phone.

"Did you ever notice how seals look like really big sluggs?" Adam asked out of no where.

What in the world goes through his mind on a daily basis? Jesus.

"Uh no." I said laughing.

"Well they do, when we get home look up a picture of seals and you'll see what I'm talking about." Adam winks.

I'm taken back by Adam's gesture. Feeling uncomfortable and embarrassed, I quickly turn my head in the opposite direction towards Dylan.

"Hey so uhm Mattie, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a second." Dylan says sending me one of his panty dropping smiles.

And my panties nearly hit the floor.

"Yeah sure, what do you need?" I ask after recollecting myself.

"I was hoping we could talk in private. " He smiles while gently intertwining our fingers together. My heart nearly stops beating.

Holy fuck. I am holding Dylan's hand. Holy shit. What if my palms start to sweat? Shit. Shit. Shit.

"Uh-hh..." I nervously laugh, "of course."

"Cool." He smiles again and I think the whole central park zoo was just let go in my stomach.

I smile back as he begins to pull me away from my brother and Adam.

"Hey where you two going?" Eli asks. I watch as his eyes find our connected hands and his confused expression grows. Oh boy. Here comes big brother status.