I zoomed to Mondo's, shirtless, and missing a shoe, and I think my stupid jacket fell in the thorn bush I tripped in. I'm all scratched up, panting hard and I climb on Mondo's roof and I yodel again, giving out the signal. Mondo ran out and looked around. "...Where the fuck is he?" I snickered and I stomped my foot.
"UP HERE, DUMBASS." Mondo looked up at me and gave me the finger with both hands, well damn, k den. "Why the fuck are you on my roof, weenie?! Mama's gonna be pissed!" He yelled and then scoffed. I was the next to scoff. "B-BITCH, I TOLD YOU THAT INSULT IS SO BANNED FROM YOUR VOCABULARY. Anyways, I need to hide here."
"Leroy find ya?"
"Yup."
"Well come on in." He moves out of the way and I jumped off the roof, landing on my feet and I run inside of his house. "What's a good hiding spot?" I asked, looking over my shoulder at him.
"Th' hell you in m' house for, boy?" I turned around and looked at Mondo's mom. Can she get any tinier? She pulled at my cheeks. "Boy, ya hear me talkin' to ya!" She headbutted me. "O-OW! I'm sorry, I j-just need to stay here for a few hours, is all!" I held my head in pain. She just made my head hurt worse than it already was. Ahotastic. Mama Oowada smiled.
"Why didn't you just say so?" BECAUSE YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE CHANCE-- "Oh, I'm sorry." I said instead, trying to keep smiling. "Well, ya need a shirt and... shoes. Dear God, what have ya been doin'?" Mama Oowada asked. "I fell in your thorn bush, you got any band-aids, rubbing alcohol and cotton balls?" She whips exactly what I asked for out and hands them to me. "Get him a shirt and some shoes, Mondo." Mama Oowada instructed, shoving me in the bathroom.
"You can stay here as long as you need to." She smiled. "Thanks." I said, smiling back at her. I opened the rubbing alcohol and took out a cotton ball, and dipped it in the alcohol and lightly dabbed it on my cuts. I almost screamed. "AHO!" Mondo came and heard me, raising his eyebrow. "...The fuck, Leon." He gave me one of his shirts and some sneakers. "Put that on and you can...hide in the kitchen or something. And STAY AWAY FROM MY GODDAMN HOTDOGS."
He threw the clothes at me and shut the door. I silently mocked him and rolled my eyes. "Dickface.. "I mumbled and put on the shirt and shoes and left the bathroom. "You done?" Mondo was waiting by the door, trying to look swaggy. I just squinted. "...Yeah." I walked in the kitchen and raided their fridge.
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Life as a Kuwata (Danganronpa Fanfic)
RandomThe inside life of Leon Kuwata and his older brother, Leroy Kuwata as we know it. The misadventures of the Kuwata Bros. including their obsessive cousin, Kanon Nakajima and family friend, Amiko all just trying to find their place in the world. Late...
