Random Unrealistic Stories

One

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     I opened my beautiful blue orbs and I woke up at the same room except the flying Gollum/Smeagol was passed out too.

     "Banana Nut Isobel Delicia Marino Alexandra, I am here to take you to Camp-Half-Blood," Percy said.

     "OKAYYYY," I said and jumped in the portal.

     But then I appeared in front of a.... giant bull so I grabbed my shiny, golden, Narsil blade and stabbed the monster in the chest. It died.

     But then everything went black

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     I woke up the next morning and appeared in front of a person with pointy ears.

     "Welcome," Legolas said.

     "Who are you?" I asked the pointy eared man.

     "I am Legolas, Prince Elf of the Woodland Realm," Legolas said.

     "Oh," I said, "Where am I?"

     "You're in camp half blood," he says.

     "Oh," I said.

     I looked in the mirror and saw my reflection. I WAS A DEMIGODESS! Daughter of Zeus! And Athena! OMG!!!!

     "OMG!!" I said and zapped Legolas with my powers. He died.

     I got up and walked out of the infirmary and zapped this horse-man named Chiron. He died.

     "HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO ATTACK ME!" I defended myself from the police.

     "Oh. Alright. You are free to go!" the police said and walked off.

     I nodded and played Capture the Flag. I found the banner in a clear clearing so I grabbed it but a strong hand stopped me before I could take it. It was Katie.

     "OMG!!! YOU'RE A DEMIGOD TOO?!" I exclaimed and hugged her.

     "No! I'm a DemigodESS! Daughter of Demeter!" she exclaimed and hugged me.

     I nodded and zapped her with my powers. She passed out so I took the flag and won.

     Because I won, I got sent to Mount Olympus with my companions, Chiron and Aragorn.

     "Because you defeated the Blue team! You are the new Goddess of Wisdom and Battle-Strategy!" Zeus announced.

     Athena got mad and battled with Zeus. He won but I accidentally zapped everyone. They all passed out so I went back to camp Half Blood.

     Then I met this guy named Percy Jackson. His blue-green eyes were hypnotising but then a blonde girl walked up and kissed him. I cried and ran off into the girls' bathroom.

     Then I saw this tiny guy named Frodo with another guy called Bilbo. I locked them up in cages and kept them as my pets.

     I walked out of the bathroom and saw Percy. He was still making out with Annabeth so I grabbed Annabeth by the ear and gently pushed her off a cliff.

     Percy cried so I zapped him. He didn't die.

     I walked around the camp and all the boys fell in love with me. Even Percy.

     "Will you be my girlfriend?" he asks.

"YESSSSS!!!!!" I screamed and then accidentally zapped everyone.

     Then ugh, that Annabeth bitch came up to me and pushed me off the same cliff I pushed her off in.

     Everything went black

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     I woke up on camp again and saw a wizard.

     "Hello," Gandalf said.

     "Gandalf? Who are you?" I asked Gandalf.

     "My name is Gandalf the Great, formerly known as Gandalf the Grey," Gandalf said.

     "Oh," I said and zapped him. He died.

     I shrugged. I must've accidentally left Frodo and Bilbo inside an oven. Oh well.

     I walked around camp and saw Chiron and a ghuy named.. I forgot.

     "Ana. This is your brother, Harry Potter," he said.

     Harry died because of my beauty. It was a curse that if he saw a beautifuler family member, he would die.

     "Someone arrange a funeral!" Percy shouted. Meh I might dump him.

     "Percy I'm breaking up with you," I said.

     He cried. "OH EM GEE! WHY?! YOU BROKE MY HEART, YOU SLUT!" he screamed and jumped off the same cliff I gently pushed Annabeth off and she pushed me off.

     I laughed maniacally and made Mac and Cheese.

     I pushed a button on my ring and it turned into a lighting bolt. But then Louis Tomlinson took it! Mistaken it for carrots!

     "Lighting thief!" I shouted and zapped Louis. He died.

     I took back the lighting bolt and accidentally threw it in the water. So Percy retrieved it for me.

     Next morning we had a race.

     We had to ride magical flying brooms that we had to ride to this place named Hogwarts. So I did but Annabeth pulled me back.

     "GO DIE IN A STINKIN' HOLE," she called out.

     "No!" I yelled and zapped her. She fell off.

     I arrived at Hogwarts and met 5Sos. They were from Australia ERMAGOSH.

     "Expect The Patronum-num-yummy!" I yelled and casted a spell on Michael Clifford. He turned into a giant, big, humungous, huge, big cheese burger. I used the Burger Michael as a trampoline to save the prince that was hanging by a thread. It was the elf prince.

     "OMG YOU SAVED ME!" Legolas shrieked. He got onto one knee and asked me "Will you merry me?"

     "HELLZ YEH!" I yelled and accidentally zapped everyone.

     But then I accidentally slipped on a piece of lettice and everything went black.

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Arghh I dunno why I'm writing this XD

So many Lord of the Rings stuff there lmao. Legolas iz mine. Mine. Mine. Kidding XD

(I do not own TLOTR, PJO and ze fab boy bands)

Dedicated to Mel (@Skylar_Winchester) for introducing me to the PJO fandom XD