Random Unrealistic Stories

Four, Part One

Warning: Inappropriate names and heavy swearing…. Be warned xD

Four, Part One: Ree Tard and Da Boyz, Oh and Miley

WHEN THE SUN'S rays shone through the window and into my face, I immidietaly opened my blue orbs.

     Re! Ee! Tard!

     I got straight up from the bed and looked at my super adorable, fluffy, magnifique, amazing, amazayn, twerking Miley Cyrus alarm clock. Grabbing my sledgehammer on the other side of the bed, I smashed the clock. It was a start of a brand new day!

     “Darling! Time to get up!” my stepmother called from downstairs.

     I grunted. “Coming!” I yelled.

     My stepmother was soooo mean to me! I hate her! She replaced my mother and everything! Why does the world hate me so much?

     “I cooked your favourite blueberry waffles!” stepmother added.

     I sighed and opened my closet, putting on the first thing I could find which was a crop top and a pair of tribal leggings. I didn’t want to show too much skin so I threw on a baggy sweater over my top.

     “Honey! Remember it’s Summer so wear something that doesn’t make you sweat to death!”

     Ugh! Why is my stepmother so mean?!

     I  headed over to my vanity mirror and let my hair lose from my bun. I brushed my blonde locks and tied it up again in a messy bun. I didn’t really like wearing TOO MUCH makeup so I applied a BB Cream Foundation, my favourite concealer I forgot the brand name, two layers of smokey-eye shadow, Maybeline Liquid Eyeliner, Maybeline mascara, my favourite jungle red lipstick, a one million dollar lipgloss and added powder to my face.

     Then I grabbed my Chanel prada, my iPhone 5s and iPhone 6 plus and headed downstairs.

     Oh I forgot to introduce myself! I’m Reeya Tard. Most people call me Ree or Ree-Ree. I am sixteen years old and I go to Bade High. I have golden wavy locks that casades elegantly down my back and I have colour-changing orbs - and I just changed it earlier to match my grey eye-shadow. I have an hour-glass type body and mocha, tanned, Starbucks, caramel sun-kissed skin. Did I mention I was Homecoming Queen, Head Cheerleader and a part-time model? In fact, I’m a blonde version of Barbara Palvin. Everyone hates me so much beccause I’m ugly though.

     I stared down at the blueberry waffles on my $4k transparent glass plate. I sighed. We were really really poor.

     “Hey Ree, want me to drive you to school?” my stepsister, Muss asked me nicely.

     “I want to drive on my own!” I screamed at her.

     She nodded, looking hurt then walked off outside.

     Ugh I hated Muss so much! She was always mean to me and everything!

     After breakfast, I quickly rushed outside and hopped into my Nissan Leaf car. My car was so crappy while Muss and Fuiq (my other stepsister) had Holden Visas. Ugh why is it always me?

    The drive to Bade High wasn’t that far. It was a six second drive actually. I was about to exit the car until someone texted me on the Bade chatroom on my iPhone 6 plus that I bought at the Apple Store for $1k in January 2 at exactly 2pm. It was my ex, Hugh Janus.