Created by a member of the Unicorn club/The inspired writers.:David's story or is it.
Emmet is one of the many construction workers and he's been feel'in a little horny lately.So he decided to join a online dating app where he met his next love.He's had a few relationships in the past and one that he's still in,where he would have constant sex,But he decided those day were in the past and he wanted a new one and he's ready for a new start.
Shrek was sad since he just got out of a brutal divorce and he wanted restart and forget.He thought the only way he could do this is if he found a new love.He found a dating app and decided to join this is where he met his next love.His Ex-Fiona was terrible always posting harsh comments on his Instagram,threatening him,and she even broke into his swamp and stole his precious swamp water.Right now to satisfy himself he would commit bestiality with his friend donkey.
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Emmet found a dating app called "Dating Deforms" and he decided to check it out.He found multiple pictures of hot girls and boys and he decided to post a photo of himself.After hours of looking at pictures he came across the most beautiful thing he's ever seen...it was Shrek.
Shrek was on the dating app when he got a message from Emmet69 and he saw his profile and thought he looked pretty good the message only said "hey".Shrek thought he should look through some more pics and Shrek immediately got a boner and decide to text back.
They started texting back and forth commenting each other talking about jobs,politics,and even their sex life.In a while they started to date and created a shared Instagram.They would get comments complaining about them being gay or comments about them being the perfect couple.
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Shrek and Emmet went to meat up at a coffee shop called swamp-bucks.After a while of talking they decided to go to Emmett's house and "party" they got in the house and turned all the lights off.Shrek got undressed and slipped into the bed.When Emmet got undressed he joined. Emmet slowly got on top of Shrek's back (Emmet)"Ugh I just love your thick hunky thighs."The hours of grunting,moaning,and sexual comments they got out of bed and Shrek got dressed then went home.
Later that night Emmet heard tapping on his window it was girlfriend she wanted to do the devils tango to. Emmet for the second time that night had some fun.He woke up the next morning and his girlfriend was still a sleep.He thought if he should be with her or Shrek he thought longer and then he remembered his Instagram with Shrek he hoped she hadn't seen it other wise it would be big trouble.
That day he decided to go to his friends house and talk it out.One of his other friends was already at the house to he confessed to them and they made a plan for him to break up with his girlfriend since Shrek was way up on another level then her.He went to her house and knocked the door no one answered so he opened it.There he saw it was Shrek in the bed with his girlfriend.He immediately slammed the door and walked away.
(Shrek)I was having the best I've had in a long time when I hear a knock at the door.Let me explain I found out that Emmet was already dating someone because his girlfriend saw our Instagram and emailed me so we decided to get sweet revenge so I decided to go at her.When Emmet open the door I decided to go even harder when the door shut I got up got dressed and that was it I started dating her and lost all contact with him.
(Emmet)Now i'm in a relationship with a different girl and she is no where near Shrek but it's what I got and I enjoy her company and I'm planning to go on a talk show and get rich but i'm living a secret life in a apartment somewhere else i'm rich and popular and i'm planning to hire a hit-man.
(Shrek)-2:00Am-I wake up in the middle of the night I think I hear someone down stairs I walk down stairs thinking it's my girlfriend and I see someone watching me in the kitchen they run at me and I see their holding a dagger I get stabbed in the throat I got a good glimpse of the person they were wearing all black a fedora and gloves.
(I hired someone to kill Shrek and payed them a lot I told him to stage it as a suicide he did so with a dagger in Shrek's neck.The hit-man I hired was my ex-girlfriend I broke up with my new one and got back with her. Now the Shrek memes are the only thing left of him.
This is a very bad ending I know but I have other things to do like write a different story not on watt pad and I like comedy more then this so .
