The Book To Read When Your Bored

Wow. I had no idea I was this interesting.

MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVEN'T FULLY READ THE MAXIMUM RIDE SERIES, DO NOT READ! 

Okay but like, WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE DYLAN??? I mean, I saw things about him before I met him and I thought "Oh boy. Ima brace myself. This dude must be as bad as Octavian." And then I met him and Im all. "Okay this dude seems pretty cool. But don't let that fool you. He probably gets worse." 

THEN I FINISH THE SERIES AND IM ALL. 

"THE FRICK THIS DUDE DID NOTHING WRONG!! ALL HE DID WAS KISS MAX WHICH I DIDN'T MIND BECAUSE FANG WAS BEING A JERK IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT HE REDEEMED HIMSELF IN THE END, AND TECHNICALLY IT WAS DYLAN WHO WARNED FANG AND MAX ABOUT THE FLAME COMING FROM THE SKY! PLUS, HE WAS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO BE MAX'S SOULMATE SO HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE!! SURE HE MIGHT HAVE BEAT THE PROGRAM BUT JUST ONE LITTLE DATE AND LIKE WHAT, FIVE KISSES AND SUDDENLY THE FANDOM HATES HIM??? THIS DUDE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL AND SHOWS THAT HE CARES FOR MAX WHEN FANG IS ALL "I do not speak" LIKE R U KIDDING ME??" 

Okay dont get me wrong, I love Fang. He's one of my favorites. But Dylan is actually a pretty cool dude and I cannot imagine the pressure that was on him. All of the scientists were all "YOU MUST 'MATE' WITH THIS GIRL YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE OR THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!" And I feel like he had good intentions and wanted to save the world. And In order to do that, he had to get closer to Max and had to learn the way she thought. I'm pretty sure he didn't want to do it. But he felt like he had to. I mean, he may have had grown feelings for her, but lets all agree on something here. Dylan can do a better date then Fang ever will. Plus in that time period this was all going on, Fang was being a total jerk. He fricken LEFT MAX just because he thought it wasn't 'safe' FANG MAX WAS ONLY ABLE TO GET THROUGH ALL OF THIS BECAUSE OF YOU. AND WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU FRICKEN LEFT HER AND STARTED FLIRTING WITH HER CLONE!!! THATS WHAT YOU DID!! YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT MAX AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP AND MOVED ON TO MAX II!!! HOW COULD YOU!?! YOU LITERALLY SHATTERED THIS GIRLS HEART AND SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WORLD!! HOW MUCH PRESSURE DO YOU THINK WAS ON HER??? SHE NEEDED YOU MOST DURING THOSE TIMES! AND YOU JUST FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE FLOCK. AND STARTED A NEW ONE. (whatever happened to those kids by the way??) YOU ARE A FRICKEN JERK!!! MAX CAN'T JUST GO ON WITH LIFE LIKE YOU DID, SHE NEEDS YOU!! AND YOUR JEALOUS BECAUSE DYLAN IS GETTING CLOSE TO MAX??? ARE YOU FRICKEN KIDDING ME?? YOUR THE ONE THAT LEFT HER!! HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP MAX!!