Tony:
Shreks hot roars echo throughout the swamp, I hold the cup closer to his door, wishing I was inside his house, wishing I could see his cracked green skin. Wait, that's gay.
"No Homo"
Shrek goes quiet. Shit he's heard me. The door opens, shooting pain down my arm.
"WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
IN MY SWAMP!" I gasp, he's here in the flesh, my idol, my true love, shrek.
"omg shrek senpai!!!!!" I squeal, blushing. He looks confused, rightfully so, he just found some highschooler listening at his door.
"the fuck" shrek says, visibly annoyed. "oh, sorry d a d d y I'm your biggest fan. Do the roar"
Shrek rolls his beautiful brown eyes and slams the door in my face. I start to sob, I've been rejected by the sexiest man alive, whats the point in living anymore?
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Oh thiq shrek, my love for you cannot end.
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