Here's just some random shenaniGUNS!!!! Pew pew pew
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*in science*
Teacher- we will be getting a new seating chart! Everyone go to the back of the class and then I will put you in your new seat!
Me- *whispers to friend* I dont want to move...I like my seat!
Friend- yea... me too...
*we both get put in the same spot*
Friend- she can read our thoughts!!!
Me- oh god. We are talking about certain things in health....
Friend- ewww
Teacher- *looks at us*
Me- lol
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*teacher puts on the Friday song one Friday*
Girl- omg her voice is so annoying
Me- *imatates the singer*
Girl- don't do that
Me- ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Girl- if you do that one more time I'll slap you!
Me- its Friday?
Girl- *slaps me*
Teacher- *glares*
Me- she did it! *points at girl and runs to the other side of classroom*
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Dad- this is a mushroom that tastes like chicken
Me- tastes like chicken! Chickchickchicken! Chickadickalickachicken! Cuz it TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Dad- wat
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*at cousins house*
3 yr old cousin- *poops* poopy poopy, in the toilet! It takes a while to get out, but it feels good! Now its time to flush and wipe your butt!
6 yr old cousin- is he talking about flushing his penis?
Me & grandma- WAT
