The Expendables One Shots

Galgo

"Galgo," Christmas warned, looking sideways at the Spaniard.

"Hmm?" the man hummed, looking away from the redhead he had previously been trying to get to swoon over him.

"You know whose girl that is?"

"Uh... no?"

Lee shook his head, concealing a grin. He pointed towards the front of Eve and Tool's shop and said, "Well, here he comes now." The Spaniard's eyes nearly bulged out of his head. "Yeah."

Suddenly, Galgo's antics died down and he shied away as the lumbering Swede came towards them.

As though sensing what Galgo had been doing just under a minute ago, Gunner sent the Spaniard a glare that a blind man could have felt and shuddered under.

"Hey babe," Gunner said, eyes still on Galgo. His voice gained the attention of the redhead, who was working her way towards a very heated argument between her and one of the new recruits named Mars.

Still looking a little angry, but her gaze softening considerably, Pup turned around.

"Hey," she replied. She stood on the bottom rung of her barstool and gave the Swede a kiss on his cheek.

Sending one last glare at Galgo, who turned away and began to leave, Gunner sat down and brought Pup to sit on his lap.

"I like him." Pup smiled up at her boyfriend after Galgo left.

Gunner looked down at Pup, frowning at her deeply. Her smiled widened and she kissed his chin, the only thing she could really reach.

"Don't worry, yer still my favorite," she assured him as she patted his cheek softly.

"I better be," Gunner said in a low voice, kissing Pup's cheek gently.

"Aw, look at you two. So cute," Luna smirked as she walked by the pair.

"Mmph," was the only reply she got and it was from Gunner.

"I don't give ya permission to like her," Pup told him quietly.

"Don't worry, you're still my favorite," Gunner whispered in her ear, nibbling on the top of it.

"Asshole."

"Yep."

"Would you two get a goddamn room already?" Lee exclaimed.

"You're just jealous 'cause you can't get none," Gunner was quick to reply with.

"Shut up."

Pup couldn't help her barely suppressed laugh.