Blind date (yandere x reader) (UNDER EDITING)

Preparation

"I stocked up enough for years!" Its true, if you looked into her pantry, its filled to the brim with different non-perishable but essential items. Funded by Harper.

Furthermore, Harlowe isn't as useless as she described, she even made a decent underground doomsday bunker. That's where she store the rest of her supplies and weapons.

Of course, the materials were funded by Harper, Harlowe installed it all by herself. It took her a few years as well as gallons of sweat, blood and tears to complete it.

Harlowe has been preparing for the worst. Namely, 'apocalyptic scenarios'.

She's a fan of movies that revolves around zombies and the end of the world. Harlowe never knew that she would use her 'backups' to take care of someone she loves.

"What about medical kits? Paracetamols? Asprin? Bandages? Rubbing alcohol?"

"Check, check and check." She replied confidently.

"Are you sure?" Harper does not believe that her sister owns such items.

"Well, I have a bunch of unopened vodka bottles and a box of Goodbye Doggy band-aids. I don't have any medicine other than weed." Harlowe heard her sister sigh over the phone.

"I...I'll take care of that for you, Water supply?"

"Continuous, I guess I was just lucky. I connected my trailer home to this pipe and I got free water supply for years— kinda yellowish at times though."

"Hey, don't feed your girlfriend that!"

"Don't worry, I ain't. I have bottled water in my stock, plus, I used that thousand bucks you gave me last few months to buy a really good water filter."

"That's... actually smart of you, Harlowe." Harper was surprised, she always thought that the money she provides her sister with is either wasted on cannabis or her tattoos. She never expected Harlowe to be this prepared for the worst case scenario.

"Thanks, I'm a big fan of the TV series 'The waltzing Lifeless'." Harlowe could almost see her sister rolling her eyes.

"Figures— matchsticks? Lighters?" Harper asked.

"C'mon sis, I'm a smoker. What did ya expect?"

"...Right, I get you. Hmm, I'm impressed. Good job, Harlowe. You should be fine, just be careful."

"Thanks, Harpe—"

"Make sure your girlfriend is comfortable and happy! She may be difficult at first because its a sudden, huge change, be patient and don't yell at her no matter how frustrating it gets and don't you DARE hit her! If I ever find out that you're beating your own girlfriend, the deal is off and I'm calling the police on you." Harlowe furrowed her eyebrows, what? What does she take her as? Why would she beat someone she truly loves?

"Whoa, whoa...What? I'll never do that! Why would I hurt someone that I—"

"Just a warning, Harlowe. I don't know whatever you're smoking is affecting your head or not and I don't care, I do NOT tolerate physical abuse especially towards romantic partners!" Harlowe bit on her thumb anxiously.

"...okay, I understand."

"Alright Harlowe, that's all I have to say. Take care of your girlfriend, make her your first priority. Don't beat her. Be careful and good luck, Harlowe." The blonde smiled as she hung up. Harper is proud of her for once.

She giggled, Harlowe felt... great! She needs to release all these energy somewhere. She paced around, all jittery and giddy.

The blonde spotted your sleeping figure in her bedroom.

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"...wh- Harlowe-! Harlow—" the blond fired rapid kisses onto your face, she reminds you of an overly excited dog, giving slobbering kisses.

Her strong, lean arms kept you in place. You can writhe, you can squirm, however you can't leave her field of kisses.

"I love you! You're the best thing to happen to me!" She gently sucked on your soft cheek. It felt weird to you, but it wasn't painful, just somewhat ticklish.

"H-huh?" What's with the sudden shift of personality? She was moody and sulking in the last few days, why is she all sunshine and rainbows today?

You saw the her lips were pulled up into a wide, toothy smile, her eyes twinkled and a few wrinkles could be seen in the corners of them.

"Oh my god, you're a blessing! I love you!" She planted a dozen more kisses on your forehead. You just hope that she brushes her teeth and won't leave any coyote spit on you.

"Hup!" She lifted you up by the arms temporarily, Harlowe sat crossed legged before setting you down on her lap. She pulled the blanket over both of you.

"What does she see me as? Her pet cat?!" You thought to yourself as she nuzzled her face on the back of your head.

"I can take care of us now!" She squealed.

"What?" You kept quiet.

"All thanks to you! You're my savior." She pinched your cheeks playfully.

"What— what are you talking about?" You asked.

"We're going to be farmers! We're going to be a couple that's living a stress-free life, we'll become one with nature again!" You furrowed your eyebrows.

"Huh? What? What's happening?" You groggily asked as you're still half-asleep. "I don't—"

She cuts you off by kissing you on the neck.

"Oh, no need to worry. I'll take care of everything, just follow my lead." The blonde rubbed her cheek against yours.

"Huh..?" You mumbled as you try to keep your eyes open.

"Nothing." Harlowe replied before laying down on the bed with you, cuddling you tightly.

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A/n: Goodbye Doggy is Microwaveean Hello Kitty

The Waltzing Lifeless is microwaveean The Walking Dead

Haha guys i didnt proofread pleast tell me if there any errors innit please thansk :))

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