Hello, Goodbye [BHNA Chatfic]

chapter thirty-nine

Theonewithelectricity
Tsk tsk 
You just had to ignore lefty loosy righty tighty 
We had a whole conversation about this 

Deku 
I didnt mess with the shower knobs again kaminari 

Un
Woah yeahhh
Youre stuck in the dorms with bakugou 
Clown 

Deku
Answer my quoestion!!!!!

Un
Bro you never asked a question? 

sizzlebitch
Get a load of this cornball 

Deku
I have approximately three seconds until I have to get back to work 
So TELL ME NOW 

Un
Ah
I'm so scared 

Uravity
I'm quaking in my baby seal leather boots 

Deku
F I N E 
I ALREADY READ IT ANYWAY 
SO ILL JUSTASSJRJCOEK

Un
What? 
Sorry I couldn't quite hear that

Theonewithelectricity
Five bucks says bakugou kicked his ass 

Deku
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOLT BALLS 

Theonewithelectricity
Five doll hairs plz 

SizzleBitch
No one better you?? 
You get ready to pay yourself?? 

Deku
YOU TOO ACID ASS 

SizzleBitch
You know it ;) 

CamoPants 
Damn right 

Un
So how's it shaking best friend ヾ(*´∇')ﾉ

Deku
It's fucking fine 
More shitty now that I have to deal with this dumbass 

Thwomp 
You getting the cleaning done? 

Deku
Why the fuck would you care? 
YOU SAYING I CANT CLEAN SHIT 

Thwomp 
Of course not!!
Kaminari got a bunch of crumbs on the carpet and I could feel them through my socks this morning 

Un
Fucking EW 
Kiwi HOW COULD YOU 
Theonewithelectricity
Bitch that wasn't me
I put the bowl on the counter and when I came back IT WAS GONE 

SizzleBitch
That's the worst lie I've ever read 

CamoPants
I was literally standing in the kitchen when you walked out with the bowl 
I WATCHED as you spilled half the bowl on the ground, stared at it for five minutes, THEN WALKED AWAY 

Deku
YIU DID THAT?
ITS A FUCKING MESS IN THE COMMON AREA 

Theonewithelectricity

It wasn't all me!

Deku
Yeah sure
And it won't be only my fault that your ass can't leave the infirmary for a week

Un
W o a h

CamoPants
You sure you don't want to reword that?

Deku
I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID 
WATCH OUT BOLT BALLS 
…
Y'all 
What did I say 
What did I F U C K I N G say 

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Un
Okay 
Here's the issue 
I can't tell if this is still Bakugan or not 

Thwomp 
It's Midoriya
No one would pretend to be southern with the 'yall' other than him 

SizzleBitch
He heard about Oklahoma and hasn't been the same since 

Un
Aw shit you right 
That's my bad guys sorry 

Theonewithelectricity
Sorry doesn't save me from bakugou OR impromptu Virginia reels 

CamoPants
If I have to do see do one more time 

Un
And then he left too ;-; 
How am I supposed to give him the good news now?? 

Thwomp 
A party? 

Un
Last time I tried that Aizawa caught me 

CamoPants
He comes back tomorrow!! 
(Along with bakugou but let's not think about that for a minute)

Thwomp 
Hey hey 
They've both been stuck in the dorms together for the past three days 
Let's just be glad they haven't killed each other yet 

Un
Damn right Kiri 
You always know the right things to say 

Thwomp 

Theonewithelectricity
So I'm about to DIE .

Un
You know what 
That's your fault 
Have fun bb 🤪🤙

Theonewithelectricity
YOURE JUST GOING TO LET ME DIE??

SizzleBitch
Yeah
I think so 

CamoPants
I have nothing against it 

Un
Off with his head ヾ(*´∇')ﾉ

Theonewithelectricity
Y'all are going to regret this 
You'll miss me 
I swearrrrrr

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Un
Pfft 
Lol 
K