Peter Stark: Life After Civil War

Part 13

I ran out of the car and over towards Ned, luckily there wasn't anyone outside so they didn't see Happy drop me off.

"Dude! You ready? New school year" Ned asked me

"Yeah. So you think people will bother me today? I mean everyone probably saw me on Twitter. Flash will probably be a even bigger asshole because he never believed me in the first place and he probably still doesn't" I started to ramble to Ned as we walked in the school

"Peter calm down. So what if people ask questions, maybe they will believe you. But dude what if you are popular? My best friend is popular now, that makes me popular!" Ned told me as we reached the lockers, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes at his excitement

"Ned people probably still think it's fake, and I don't care about being popular"

I looked around and I could feel some people staring at me. I could hear them whispering about my internship. Some people were jealous, and others still thought it was all fake. Apparently Penis Parker couldn't get the attention of Tony Stark. I rolled my eyes and slammed my locker.

"Ignore them. We need to go to chemistry" MJ said looking up from her book

When we got to class, I decided to sit in the back next to Ned and MJ. I looked around and I could see Flash and his friends glaring at me. Great! My first class of the day, and I had Flash in my class.

"Welcome to advanced chemistry. I will call your names now, so pay attention" Mr. Scott told us

One by one he called out names and eventually he got to my name.

"Peter Parker" He called and I raised my hand

"Peter. I was surprised to see your name online a while ago. Congratulations on the internship" He told me before he started teaching the class

I could see everyone look at me, but I chose to ignore them and pay attention in class. Of course I knew everything the teacher was teaching, but I still wanted to act like I was participating. Ned was taking notes, MJ was reading her book, and Flash started throwing paper balls at me whenever the teacher looked away. Great way to start my day.

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The day was going by fast and it was already lunch. Mom packed me lunch today which I loved because she would leave little notes for me. I know it seemed childish, but I liked them. Ned was talking about his new LEGO set that we were going to build next weekend, which I was excited to do.

"So Penis Parker? How was the party? There must of been some mistake, because Tony Stark would never have invited a loser like you. I'm sure the press just mistook you for someone actually smart and educated" Flash told me

"Please the only mistake here is your existence. Now leave before you lose anymore of your brain cells insulting those smarter than you. There's a reason you're an alternate on the decathlon team Eugene" MJ said not even looking up from her sketch book

I couldn't help but laugh as Flash walked away angrily. As funny as that was, he was definitely going to get me back for that.

"MJ you're the best" I told her

"I know"

From then, the day went on like it always does. Full of annoying people. If only natural selection worked in the hallways.

After School....

"This is going to start a war, you know. I hope you're prepared" I told Clint as we finished the glitter bombs

"I will be. It's about time you learned the art of pranking. That's why I gave you all this stuff for your birthday. The only people off limits are Nat and Pepper, because I don't want to die. I pranked Nat awhile back and....well I don't talk about it" He just stopped talking and looked very scared

Nat is scary, and I don't want to know what happened when Clint pranked Natasha. She probably had him wake up in another country.

"Yeah....oh and Wanda. I'm not pranking her" I told him, like I would ever do something mean to Wanda, she never deserved it

"Can I give you some relationship advice?" He asked me, but I immediately shook my head

"No thank you.... I don't need it because I'm not in a relationship. Can we prank Sam first? I think he deserves it more than anyone else" I asked him, this is what Sam gets for making jokes about me all the time

"Now you get it. And this will be perfect for tomorrow" Clint said excitedly

Our plan was to plant these glitter bombs on Sam's pillow, and it will go off at exactly 5 in the morning. I'm also having Friday play AC/DC as loud as she can in Sam's room when they go off. Clint liked my idea, so we've been in his room since school ended working on the bombs.

"Okay now go back to your floor, people will get suspicious and it's almost time for dinner"

"Alright, bye Clint"

"Uncle Clint. That's what I want to be called from now on. I already heard you say Aunt Nat and Uncle Steve" He grabbed my arm and he smiled at me

"Okay bye Uncle Clint" I called him immediately agreeing to his silent question

It was strange to call the avengers uncles and aunt, but I liked having more family around.