garfield and yuri were making out in da club.
"i like ur phat tit more than lasaga,,," garfield moaned.
"wow.. that means a lot, garfield," yuri whispered in betweeeeen moens.
" i l-" garfield was cut off by the sound of someone knocking on the door
"its locked?? why?? let me in!'
oh no. it was annoying bitch #89.593, also known as natsuki. they screamed and shout and let it all ouet.
"get off me.." yuri whisper-yelled.
yuri standedededededed (sorry for baed xd grammer ;P) up and walked over to the door.
"what the fuck yuri why was the door locked you emo hoe," said natsuki.
*gogles theasaurus dot com*
"well you see i was having a very intimate conversation with garfield over here and i didnt want anyone to hear us." hahahahahah yuri smiled nervously
"what the actual fuck why is he naked" natsuki yelled
"garfield is naked all the time..."
"bitch you cheating on me!!"
"wait, natsuki i can explain!"
natsuki started to sob uncontrollaadkdbly.
"i dont wanna hear it!" she screamed, her voice c r a c c i n. and yeeted/yote herself outta there
to be continiueeeded xd
garfield says"why am i here"
- emo misato <3
stay gay kids ily uuwuwuwuwUWUWUUWUUW OWW X3
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gang shit
Random3 crackheads on the job writing cringy ass gay shit -pancake san -emo misato -niinauwu
