Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Throws Manny Into A Wall And He Fucking Dies

Chapter 2

Greg's POV

Monday afternoon

May

I had seen Rodrick use mom's straightener this morning but I'm gonna save it to use againsed him later... that is... as long as manny doesnt tell.

Who am i kidding, mannys definitely gonna tell. Hopefully rodrick isnt violent this time.

Mom came home with groceries and went upstairs. "GREG GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE GROCERIES." She yelled. "Ughhghghg." I sighed off the couch. I was playing an online game but theres no use in telling her i cant pause it because its just gonna spark a bigger argument, so i took the L.

I went back inside and sat in the couch then i heard mom yell, "WHO TOUCHED MY STRAIGHTENER." "Great going rodrick." I thought.

Manny, being the snitch he is yelled with his "cute and innocent" voice, "IT WAS WODWICK." Shit. Manny's gonna get his ass beat.

I decided to ride my bike to wait until Rodrick got home to see the show. Dad said we could all skip school today.