Solider 1: Hey! Look who it is!
(Lysander and several other soldiers walk into shot, all dirty, sweaty, and in some cases, bloody)
Solider 2: Wow! How did you manage to survive a blast like that?
Lysander (he has a Scottish accent): I'm not too sure 'bout that, but I can tell ye one bit.
Soldier 2: Please, tell us!
Lysander: Explosions can crack yer back alright, but they sure make yer arse stiffer than a bag o' bricks.
Solider 1: ...
Soldier 2: ...
James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes: ...
Steven "Steve" Rogers/Captain America: ...
Agent Carter: ...
The whole damn platoon: ...
Bucky Barnes: Are you f*cking serious?
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Thought of at: 2:39 AM on March 1, 2020
My characters: Lysander, Soldier 1 & Soldier 2 (sorta)
Marvel's Characters: Steven "Steve" Rogers/Captain America, James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes, Agent Carter
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