Playing UNO together

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by _TormentedAsian_

by _TormentedAsian_

Tanjirou: *Hands shaking*. Everything... is fine... everything... everything is... oh, screw it DANCE OF THE FIRE GOD *rage quits because this doesn't make friends*

Nezuko: *Sets cards on fire*

Inosuke: NEVEERRRRRRRRR! DIE, KENTARO! *Jumps and smashes head through ceiling*

Zenitsu: *cries* Help me! TANJIROOOOOOOOOO!

Kanao: *Puts down a 1. Plays neutral, but is internally imagining every way she would eviscerate them all*

Giyuu: Kochou was right... I don't have any friends... *puts down cards and walks away slowly*

Shinobu: *Puts down Pick Up 2, then decides to leave because she can't tease Giyuu anymore*

Tengen: *Puts down a skip turn because it looks cool and skips Muichiro's turn*

Rengoku-san: *Puts down revere card and laughs at his own joke, no one gets it*

Iguro: *Puts down Pick Up 4, then tries to help Mitsurugi by choosing a color she has*

Mitsuri: *Picking up all the cards* Why do you hate meeeee? Sniff, I thought we were friends! Sob

Gyomei-san: I pray for the preservation of Shinazugawa's humanity... *gives up and leaves*

Muichiro: *Expresionless, but actually cares and wants everyone to die. Crumples up the cards, then throws them at Rengoku*

Sanemi: *Plays a Pick Up 4 on a Pick up 2 and everyone looks at him like demons*

Moral of the story? UNO ruins friendship