The Book of Randomness =w=

Dude r u okay?

Friend: oh why hello there!

Me: oh herro dere!

Friend: i'm COMPLETELY done with all of the situation

Friend: i

Friend: am

Friend: STRAIGHT

Friend: FOREVEVAHHHHHHHHH

Me: w u t

Me: i a m c o n f u s l e d

Friend: i'm DONE being bisexual, and i'm DONE with EVERYTHING

Friend: I AM STRAIGHT FOREVAHHH

Me: ooookay?

Me: Good for you i guess???

Friend: sorry but i want to save my soul and try not to go to hell because of a dumb thing

Me: Uhm???

Me: Okay?

Me: Even though you ain't going to hell because of being bisexual

Me: good for you??

Me: Uhm.

Friend: you do!

Friend: that's why i changed

Me: Okay?

Me: Does it look like I really care about changing?

Friend: XD

Friend: the way you talking with attitude

Friend: i guess

Friend: not

Me: Iamsoconfused

Me: WHYAREYOUCONFUSLINGME

Friend: BECAUSE GOD CREATED ONE WOMAN AND ONE MAN TO BE TOGETHER

Friend: NOT A WOMAN TO ANOTHER WOMAN

Friend: boom

Friend: try me

Me: Are you fucking judging me for being pansexual and having a girlfriend?! qvh2beqlifjnrghaeklaewukegbqerbl

Friend: well who am i to judge when others judge themselves

Me: :/

Friend: God from heaven created us to choose which path and who we gonna serve to. just like Jerusalem

Me: so

Me: you're telling me

Me: that I serve the devil cuz I have a girlfriend?

Me: and because I am not straight?

Friend: well if that's how you wanna put it that way, then sure i guess

Me: Soooo

Me: You're judging me?

Friend: who am i to judge when others judge themeselves

Me: But I don't judge myself-

Me: GET YOUR GODDAMN POINT STRAIGHT

Friend: did i say you were?

Me: WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS

Friend: Think about it

Me: No thanks I have more important things to do than deal with stupidity of religions, sorry. (Sorry to everyone who believes/is in a religion-)

Friend: who am i to change your mind when i can't?

Me: Why the fuck are you trying to change my mind?