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Okay so- I was going to do the chapter with all their friendships and relationships b u t - I was on Pinterest and saw memes :(
Enjoy this trash.
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Fox: *sneezes*
Awkward Silence
Fox: *looks at Rabbit in offense*
Fox: You're not even going to say 'bless you'?
Rabbit: I'm sitting here with you.
Rabbit: Clearly you've been blessed. ;)
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*sandcastle is knocked down by the tide*
Butterfly: *falls to knees crying*
Butterfly: MY SAND CASTLE!!!
Flamingo and Poodle: *concerned looks*
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Alien: *grabs collar*
Unicorn: *sweats*
Alien: Don't make me fucking KI-
Alien: *kisses*
Alien: -Iiss you, you idiot.
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Friends
Thingamajig: Hey dude!
Rottweiler: Eyy! How are you?
Best Friends
Flamingo: What up, Assface?!
Poodle: Feeling like trash, Fucknut!
Flamingo: Biiitch, same.
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Butterfly: No need to thank me, babe.
Ladybug: O-
Butterfly: *pulls out knife*
Butterfly: We can find that son of a bitch and paint their house in red! <3
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Bee: I am cold and no longer capable of compassion.
Panda: *a literal ray of sunshine*
Panda: Hey there!!
Bee: ...
Bee: ...shit.
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Lion: *no energy*
Butterfly: *too much energy*
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Peacock: *points out window*
Peacock: Woah, look! It's your old school! You must miss those memories, huh? All your old, good times, haha.
Pineapple: *look of horror*
Pineapple: No.
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Egg: *laying on ground in a puddle of tears*
Tree: *walks over and leans down*
Tree: Lol omg r u planking?
Egg: no.
Egg: *sobbing noises*
Egg: im just sad.
Tree: *casually steals wallet*
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Skeleton: You're really drunk right now.
Ice Cream: No, I'm not.
Ice Cream: *squints*
Ice Cream: You're just blurry.
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Black Widow: The problem isn't the problem.
Leopard: *worried for her mental health*
Black Widow: *points*
Black Widow: The problem is your attitude about the problem.
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Deer and Flower: *hug*
Penguin: Well I'm in a relationship too.
Penguin: *holds up photo*
Raven: that person's not real-
Penguin: shut up.
Eagle in the background: lol
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BOOM I used almost every single character! >:D Anyways I'm tired as all heck, hope ya enjoyed whatever this was.
Catch ya'll later! 👋
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The Masked Household
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