Let's make it three in a row 😊❤️💚
I actually thought about this yesterday while I was nursing a very bad hangover 😆😆 Never shall I drink gin again. Doesn't go well with me. I'll stick to my vodka and tequila, thank you very much.
Anyway I hope you like this too. Happy Sunday everyone! 💐💐
Credits to GMA Artist Center and google for the header.
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~~ Saturday Evening~~
R: *entering their condo* Love, I'm home! *hugs ands kisses M*
M: Hey love! How's the launch? *sniffs R* hmm, open your mouth. *smells R's mouth* Nakailang shots ka? You do smell of the drink. *wrinkles her nose*
R: *breaths into his palm and sniffs* Hindi naman eh. Nag tooth brush ako bago umalis ng Concha's tapos nag bubble gum pa nga ako on the way home.
M: Wait did you drive?? Sasapakin talaga kita kung nag drive ka!
R: I did not. Si Aga ang nag drive. Love naman, never would I drive and drink.
M: Mabuti na yung malinaw. Di mo pa nga ako pinapakasalan gagawin mo na kong biyuda.
R: Gusto mo ba? Lika na punta na tayong city hall. *grabs M's wrist*
M: RJ! Para kang eng eng.. wait! Hachoo! *sneezes and sniffles*
R: Hala! may sipon ka? Parang wala naman yan kanina pag alis ko ah.
M: I dunno, it started nung nasa studio na ko eh. Suddenly I was sneezing, and you know how cold it is there. Susme para na nga akong suman dun sa pagkakabalot nilalamig pa din ako.
R: Hay nako naman love, you know how I hate it when you get sick. Di ako mapakali. Punta tayong ER.
M: Richard ng buhay ko, we don't go to the ER for just a simple cold. Mamya mag take ako ng Neozep. Sayang naman yung pagiging endorser mo ng Neozep kung di effective sakin yun.
R: Oh wait I just remembered something. There's an irish guy named Finn I met when I went to the UK, naalala mo pa kinwento ko sya sayo, long hair parang si Antonio Banderas, plays the guitar? He gave me a recipe for a whiskey drink na magaling daw for colds. I'll make you some. May spices naman tayo di ba?
M: *nods* We have most sa spice rack.
R: Wait, I'll try to remember.. honey, lemon, whiskey, cloves? Do we have that?
M: Yup.
R: Good! Let me put the electric kettle on first. Then love, sit down ka and I'll show you. Grab that bottle of Embassy Whiskey for me please. There, you mixed hot water, whiskey and honey in a glass or mug. Then you cut up the lemon into round slices, tapos siksik mo yung mga cloves sa lemon slices, ganyan. Then you put it in the glass with the whiskey mix. Tadaa! And you can stir it up with a cinammon stick pala. Here you go. Mainit ha, mapaso ka dahan dahan.
M: Oh it smells heavenly! *sniffs appreciatively*
R: Sabi ni Finn, pagpapawisan ka daw kasi sa hot water and whiskey kaya it's good for colds. Yan daw usually iniinom nila pag winter pampainit. Oh di ba.
M: Ang talino talaga ng fiance ko! *hugs R* How did you remember to do it?
R: I've tried it once nung sinipon din ako and it helps, nawala yung chills. Naalala ko lang ulit ngayon.
M: Hmm.. I'll finish half of this tapos shower na ko. You up for dinner? I made lasagna.
R: Always yes mahal kong Menggay, I didn't eat much dun sa launch since you texted me na you're going to make lasagna. I live for your lasagna my love.
M: Bolero. I'll shower first tapos kain na tayo.
R: Wait, mamya ka na maligo. *hugs M and kisses her neck*
M: Ano ba uy di ako yung ulam wag mo ko papakin.
R: I have something else in mind, let's play strip whiskey. Yung cards for humanity let's turn it into a drnking game. Sige naaa..
M: Ano bang pumasok dyan sa kukote mo at naisip mo yun?
R: C'mom love, it's a saturday night, we're not going out, we don't have work tomorrow. Let's have a bit of fun, right?
M: Who are you and what have you done with my RJ??
R: *laughs* Sige na it will be fun. Happy hour! Tapos mamya we can shower together di ba? *wiggling his eyebrows*
M: Ayun! Yun ang tumbok eh, kung ano ano pa ang sinasabi. *rolls her eyes at R* K fine, let's put your money where your mouth it.
Needless to say, they didn't last long, they finished half a bottle of the whiskey and were stripped down to their undies, before RJ suddenly poured honey into his finger and swiped Maine's lips with it and followed it with his own lips. Maine followed suit by "accidentally" pouring whiskey into RJ's neck and watch it dribble down his chest before "saving" it from going down further with her tongue. And on and on they continued, playfully discovering how honey and whiskey could be a real fun combo.
No they did not end up drunk. But they did ended up in the shower. A couple of hot, sticky, sultry and really wet mess.
And the lasagna? All but forgotten until breakfast the next day.
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