Blind date (yandere x reader) (UNDER EDITING)

Almost there (filler chapter)

The long haired male tilted his head to the side, letting his lushious locks fall to the side. He crossed his arms and his face was a devoid of emotion.

"(Y/n)'s...Boyfriend?" There was a small growl in his voice.

Newbie shot him a nervous smile "'scuse us for a second, Mister Lanette, this guy is... mentally challenged." dragging Lizard out of the building.

"Dude! What the hell—" Newbie smacked his head.

Newbie then grabbed him by the collar. "I AM a(n) (y/n)! That bastard has some weird interest in me. Saying that shit you said is a death wish!" Newbie vigourously shook him.

"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! I can fix this!"

"You can't fix shit! You made us breach our freaking contract! Our legal contract!" Newbie screeched in Lizard's face.

Lizard used his large, calloused hand to push your head away. You lost balance and fell to the ground. He dashed towards the main entrance again.

"Sorry! Not that (y/n), I have this cousin named (y/n)! Her boyfriend looks like you except he has bigger titties!" Lizard blurted out. He could see relief flashed on Lanette's handsome face, but was soon replaced with great incredulity.

"Because he has breast implants!" Lizard continued.

"Shut yer trap!" Newbie bursts in, pointing at Lizard. They tackled him to the ground and immediately placed him in a tight headlock.

"A...And my cousin's last name is T-girl!" Lizard choked out. Lanette watches the scene unfolded quietly.

Two bodyguards stood in front of the celebrity.

"Need any help?" A bodyguard with a purple mohawk asked Newbie.

They shook their head and continued choking Lizard with their iron grip.

They glanced back at Lanette. "Err, sorry sir. My friend here is really, really, sick in the head. He's um, born with a defect that... only 60% of his brain is developed. Please forgive him, sir." Newbie bowed. Lanette's eyes soften at them.

"M-my cousin shits—" Lizard coughs because Newbie is starting to crush his windpipe with their headlock. His face is as red as a beet.

Lanette turned around and calmly returned to the basement to continue his shooting. Newbie sighed in relief and lets go of Lizard, he gasped for air.

Newbie grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out again.

"S-so! How's my acting? P-pretty convincing, right?" Lizard joked between wheezes.

"Yeah, Lizard." Newbie slapped him across the face.

"Ow! Dude! I've been punched there!" Lizard cradled his face.

"You're a huge idiot." Newbie patted him on the shoulder.

"Crap, how am I going to know where are the fancy restaurants?" Lizard frowned.

"Hey Lizard." Newbie furrowed their eyebrows.

"Yeah?"

"You got beaten up recently?"

"Yeah. Obviously, duh." He pointed at his injuries.

"How badly?" Lizard scratched his chin and pondered for a bit.

"Well, this chick knocked me out with one punch, plus, I lost a tooth that day. So I'd say, pretty badly."

"Did she hit your head?"

"Well, duh."

"Figures." Newbie massaged the bridge of their nose.

"What?" Lizard tenderly rubbed his face.

"In this time and age, you do realize that... there is such thing as the internet, right?" Lizard stared at them for a while.

"I don't follow." Newbie lost their cool and shook him by the shoulders again.

"That means you can search it up without going through all this shit! Oh my god, Lizard! You are the purest breed of a dumbass! How are you even alive today with your crappy brain or lack thereof!?" Lizard couldn't even speak due to your forceful shaking.

He felt like a cocktail mixer.

Newbie shoved him to the ground. "Get that head of yours checked! You just might have dementia!" They stormed off, leaving a dizzy Lizard on the ground.

"Oh yeah... why didn't I think of that?" He mumbled.