Max: It costs $400 for therapy
Max: And it only costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes
David: Max no-
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Preston: *draws a circle around him*
Preston: Look! A pentagram
Neil: A pentagram needs a star in the middle
Preston: I am the star
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David: Did you ever realize that screaming is just laughing backwards? "HA" backwards is "AH"
Gwen: Who the fuck screams like "AH AH AH"
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Daniel: I'd kill you, but it's frowned upon in all 50 states....oh well, I'll do it anyway
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Neil: He's so insufferable sometimes
Max: Remember when he found out that he could drink 2 CapriMoons at once?
Space kid running in with 3 CapriMoon: GUYS YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!
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Gwen:...and then she said "I wish you died a long time ago!" And yeah that's why I don't go home for the holidays.
Gwen: So anyways, I'll have 2 number nines...
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Teacher: Your son got into a fight today...
David: Oh no! Is Max okay!?
Gwen: Did he win!?
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Max, pointing to something on a high shelf: Hey dumbass, can you get that for me?
David: Aw, you do need me in your life
Max: I could replace you with a stepladder any given moment.
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Sasha: Y'all wanna go to the gas station and get some chips?
Erin: We're broke af Sasha
Tabii: Hell yeah chips
Erin: n-
Sasha and Tabii: chips chips chips
Erin: Fuck
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Quartermaster: There's nothing a little paint and a minor exorcism can't fix
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Nikki: Gimmie your fuckin' toes pal
Max: Come and take them, coward!
Nikki: ...You're lucky I don't have anything sharp to cut them off.
Max: Look if I die with my toes intact, I'm gonna be very disappointed.
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Max: I couldn't sleep at all last night
David: When you can't sleep it means someone is thinking about you
Max: WHO THE FUCK IS THINKING ABOUT ME AT 4:OO AM IN THE MORNING!?
Neil: *gay panic*
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Space Kid: I've connect the 2 dots
Neil: You didn't connect shit
Space kid: I've connected them
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Nikki: If I legally bought the Mona Lissa, Would anyone stop me from eating it?
Nerris: Free market, baby
Neil: I mean, no. But you would be deeply poisoned. Like. Super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you
Dolf: But Vhat a vay to go. You could only eat it once
Nikki: Forbidden snack
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Kid David: It's dark here...
Kid Jasper: Don't worry I got this
Kid Jasper: *stomps heelies*
Kid Jasper: *slips and falls*
Kid Jasper: Dang it, I thought I was wearing my LED light up shoes!
Kid David: Hooey!
