|Roddy|
6months later
Jasmine GET YO FEET OFF ME DUDE
"Baeee"she whined
No
She started crying while eating her slim Jim with peanut(lowkey sound good)
Dude
"Leave me alone" she kicked me off the bed
I went outside and sat on my rolls Royce
Theshaderoomhastaggedyou
Here we go
It was a post summer made
"Guys summer walker is trying to make me ruin roddy and jasmine's relationship,she even threatens me she tells me she is gonna kill me and if I don't fake this pregnancy"
Somebody busted in the room
"WHO YOU IN HERE TELLING THAT TO"fall said
"Nobody summer"
"Gimme that phone"
The video went off
I looked over at the house and I seen jasmine eating pickles and lettuce and watching me from the window
She mugged me and opened the window
"The fuck"she yelled
What girl
She started crying and closed the window
I shook my head
She started walking out the door
Her little waddle is so cute
"I want some"she sniffled
Ion even got nothing
"Yes you do"she wiped her tears
What I got then
"Yo slow ass don't know what I'm talking about
You ain't getting that either.i laughed at her
"Yes pwease"
No you gotta wait some more months
She started crying
Dude you a cry baby
I started hugging her
"Yo babies kicking me"she sniffled
I started rubbing her stomach
One of them put the whole foot on my hand and kept it there and the other one kicked it and moved
Stubborn at its finest I shook my head
"Roddy I hungry"
Go eat
"Feed me then"
I grabbed her by her shirt and threw a fruit snack at her head
"BASTARD ASS FUCK"she yelled
I got back on the game
"Alright pass the ball"
AHT AHT pop AN FUCKIN 1BITCH
"Dude my game laggy"
Dude pass-THAT NIGGA JUST SHOT ON YOU DUMMY
"I said my game was laggy"
"FUCK YOU BITCH"
THREEEEEEEEEE
"Ayeeee"
"Why his name say roddy ricch"
"Awl he dick riding"
How I'm dick riding when I'm roddy ricch I busted out laughing
"Yoo he lien"
"Nah that's roddy"
"You taking his side you dick riding"
Dude come on just pass the ball for y'all make me mad
"Ahhh ha"
I JUST LOST THE BALLLL I sung
"OMG THATS RODDY FOR REAL"
Focus on the ball man
"Pass it to roddy"
Man y'all don't start doin that just keep the ball but pass it
Jasmine started rubbing my back again
Bae Whatchu want
"I missed you"
You was just in the kitchen
"Ok but I missed you"
"Roddy can I have yo girlfriend"
Nah you can't have her cry baby ass
"Whoever that is he could probably feed me"
I looked at her and stared at her
She must got the memo because she got out my face
Alright y'all I'm off here
"Wait can we be friends"
Yeah sure I turned the game off and laid down
Here come ha clingy ass
"Roddy"
What
She got on top of me and started getting comfortable
I know yo ass didn't just come in here to go to sleep
I felt her stomach moving
I shook my head
Y'all asses need to go to sleep
I felt more kicking as I talked
I rubbed her stomach as the kicking slowed down
TBC
I know y'all was prolly like bitch where the other chapter
The drama coming just sit back
