Only 7 Dates

Chapter:3

"Dog"

"Ass"

"Douche"

"Dumb ass"

"Smart ass"

"You know it!"

"Jackass!"

"All you got? Shorty?!!?"

"Oh I'll show you!"

"Bring it on!" Dannie yelled and jumped out of her seat and on to Asher. That's how its been for the last three days.

Them yelling, then Dannier losing her temper, jumping on Ash. Its quite hilarious. 

“Ok guys, I think its time to stop killing each other” I said coming in between them. Dannie was on the floor so I reached a hand to her, she took it and jumped up with ease.

“Omigod, I have to leave. I’m going to get cooties. I’ll lose my manhood. Chuckles got to go and smash a mailbox love you bye” He said as he kissed my cheek and walked by.

As he walked by Dannie, he whispered in to her ear, “Beast” then did this all mocho man cool walk thing mabob.

“How did I end up with that thing? Huh?” I asked as I sat down, and took a deep sigh.

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          Don’t kill him, I will kill him, don’t kill him, please kill him, don’t kill him, please kill him. Charlie don’t kill him he’s your friend, a very horrid friend. A horrible human being, but still a living human. Don’t kill him, please don’t.

     That was what was going in my brain as he kept talking and talking about his new cool underwear. Im usually  not a violent person, I care for people and am lovable. But this unacceptable.

Right now, Asher is in my room with only his fucking cool underwear on, chatting about how the cashier hit on him as he was buying them. Now, this is normal for him. But he is usually a little kinder than to just barge in when I’m having a bubble bath. You know, screaming through the door? But today noooooo… I’m in my bathtub with bunch of bubbles surrounding me, with Asher dipping his arms in to the water to play with the bubbles. Did I tell you I was NAKED????

5.4.3.2.1.   and I lost my temper.

“Asher Mclain, what the fuck is the fucking matter with you?! Can’t you fucking see that I’m taking a fucking bath?" I yelled at the stupid idiot. He looked like a confused puppy.

"What? OK. Fine sheesh, if it bothers you I'll leave. But, if your not done in a hour, I'm gonna come and jump in to the bath tub with you" He said, winking.

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The sunset was beautiful, there were seagulls over head. The sound of the waves crashing down. Everything was so beautiful. Only one problem, Ash wouldn't shut up.

"Hello, come on! You can't be mad forever! You will end up talking to me!" He said.

Poke, poke, poke. That's  how we've been for the last 10 minutes. He rook me to the beach but I still won't talk to him.

When he said he will get in to the tub with me he wasn't kidding. He seriously started stripping, but of course then I had to kick him out and get out. He totally sucks. That was such a good bath.

  My life would be so much easier without him. It's a wonder why I love him so much. Maybe it's because he's like a brother. Or maybe not...

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