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Third Reich: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

France: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

America: Tackle him.

Britain: Dump him.

Poland: Kick him in the shin.

Soviet Union: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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