Lovely Peaches X Kaitlin Bennet

The Beginning

Lovely peaches awoke from a hazed sleep on some hard bathroom tiles, stained with her favourite dip, poop. Lovely peaches licked a little bit and then got herself up and adjusted her eyes to her surroundings. She looked down and saw kaitlin Bennet on the floor with shit all over her, peaches could not resist this buffet. Her temptations drove her mad and so she got down on the floor and licked kaitlins shit so lustfully. When she was halfway finished with her free meal, Kaitlin awoke and let out a slight moan before saying in a raspy voice "You know I carry, right?" before falling unconscious on the tiles.

It was about half an hour later and there was no trace of Kaitlins sloppy turd mess left because of peaches appetite. Kaitlin awoke once again but with a more energetic rise, she awoke and saw peaches sucking her fingers so she got every last piece of shit in her stomach. Kaitlin quickly adjusted her pants and got up and asked the basic "who are you" "where's my bodyguard" "Why is There a dead body here". The usual. Peaches answered them all in full sentences as a thank you for letting her have her dinner.

It was now an hour after Kaitlin awakening and they just were casually chatting, not even mentioning the fact they were in the bathroom from saw with a dead body in the middle. As usual kaitlin was hogging the microphone, holding onto a banana in her pocket as if it were a gun. Then Kaitlin asked that question. "Why don't you shower?" Peaches thought for a while, before answering "I've never actually heard a reasonable reason for people to take a shower. People shower because it's a trend. It's not something that needs to be done. It's not like drinking water or food. It's not something we actually need to do. It's a trend. People do it because other people do it and a lot of things people do is because other people do it. To be honest, people like to follow the trend. So when I was doing it and everyone else was doing it, I want to do it, I want to fit in, I want to do it. It's just like with Jordan shoes. What is so special about Jordan shoes? And me myself I was guilty of it because I used to want it so I remember I was desperate to get some Jordan and when I got them then bitches was ugly and I still wore them to fit in. I lost that mentality a long fucking time ago, Fuck fan man. Fuck what people think but you know everyone has the mentality of wanting to follow a trend.... so that's why a lot of people do it and I'm speaking facts you know people are going to laugh. People are going to think I sound dumb but I'm speaking facts cuz you have to think to yourself, you have to think to yourself: Why do i bath? Why do I shower? Why do I do it? What am I getting out of doing this? Am I going to starve if I don't take a bath? Am I going to die if I don't take a bath? It's not a necessity like food and water. Basically you're just you're just wasting your own water bill. FOR NO REASON, because you want to fit in. I don't understand it because people don't know if you shower or not anyways. They can not tell. They cannot tell from Adam or eve if you take baths or if you shower or not. Why are u doing it just to fit in and people don't know if you're doing it or not so. Think about what I said for everybody that's consistently wasting their water bill. Might actually save yourself some money." This inspirational speech single handedly stopped discrimination.