Just Trolling

Lemony Snippets

Step #10
Keep it random.

This chapter is going to be filled with random conversations, because I either could not fit them into any other chapter, or they didn't really fit into any other category. So, prepare for a wild crazy chapter full of extensive randomness.

Kjorgy1399, 15: You look like a young Nicolas Cage.
Nick Cage, 17: Is that a good thing since Nicolas Cage is terrible right now?
Kjorgy1399: It is merely an observation.
NC: Hopefully its a good observation
Kjorgy1399: You both have a hairline that's well on its way to balding.
NC: That is false my hairline is fine.
Kjorgy1399: Bet your ego isn't.
NC: I'm sure it's doing ok
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of my fat and balding science teacher with lips pursed>
Kjorgy1399: suuuure
NC: Who's that?
Kjorgy1399: Your future.
NC: You are very rude.

Jessie, 13 just posted a buzz

<slutty selfie of her in a dress>
I actually really like this dress
Comments;
Kjorgy1399, 15: I really like cheese

Kjorgy1399, 15: Kjorgy1399 just *winked* at you! What's up?
Jesus H. Christ: lol
Kjorgy1399: <inserts Steve Buscemi "I believe in you" quote>
JC: You believe in me?
JC: thats sweet whoever you are
Kjorgy1399: My savior
Kjorgy1399: I am your disciple now
Kjorgy1399: do with me what you will
JC: oh haha
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of my face inside the gospel hand with "God loves me" written across the top>
JC: hahaha who Tf is this?
Kjorgy1399: your lord and savior
JC: male or female?
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of Jesus with a thumbs-up and winking>
Kjorgy1399: Female obvs
JC: haha prove it
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of DW from Arthur>
JC: oh lord we goin' way back in time
Kjorgy1399: Was this before or after you died?

You would think it would be empowering to you to have somebody call you their savior, but then again maybe I'm just delusional.

Kjorgy1399, 15: Kjorgy1399 just *winked* at you! What's up?
Punk, 16: uhh
Kjorgy1399: Ayyyy 😉
Punk: what do you look like?
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of meatloaf (the singer)>
Punk: Wtf ok
Kjorgy1399: you like what you see? 😉
Punk: No I don't
Punk: looks like Shrek
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of my ugly brazilian exchange student crying>
Kjorgy1399: How about now? 😉😉
Punk: Who the f*** are you?
Kjorgy1399: Your worst nightmare. 😉😉
Kjorgy1399: or best wet dream 😉😉😉
Punk: Not. Really
Kjorgy1399: Ummm (holds out bagel laden hand) want one?
Punk: ummm [holds out apple] bite it
Kjorgy1399: with pleasure
Punk: Dude ur creepy lol
Kjorgy1399: lmao. Your point?
Punk: uhh that ur creepy
Kjorgy1399: Such is life
Kjorgy1399: get used to it
Punk: Life's not creepy
Kjorgy1399: It can be...if you make it so 😉
Kjorgy1399: (iPad goes all déjà vu and sends message twice)
Punk: And I do not so its not creepy
Kjorgy1399: You never know what might be lurking in the rankest, dark corners of your putrid soul.
Punk: that's some creepy shit
Kjorgy1399: (munches ominously on Apple)
Punk: No I took the apple back
Kjorgy1399: I see you checking me out again baby ;)
Punk: Wtf no
Kjorgy1399: Uhh yeah. I have it unlocked lmao
Punk: I checked you out twice to see what you look like but obviously you have some Google images on there
Kjorgy1399: Only on my backstage. The rest are the real slightly-photo-booth-warped-but-otherwise unedited me 😃
Punk: that's a lie
Kjorgy1399: <inserts pic of me sneezing>
Kjorgy1399: really
Punk: why do you make that face?
Kjorgy1399: For emphasis
Punk: on what?
Kjorgy1399: The harsh reality that is my purely unedited face
Punk: Wowww
Kjorgy1399: What are your feelings on foreign trade policies?
Punk: Uhh there different
Kjorgy1399: Did you know that Clolorado peaches are really a brand of peaches grown in Georgia?
Punk: I don't eat peaches
Kjorgy1399: Tis a shame 😢
Punk: I like oranges
Kjorgy1399: I asked my mom if we could name my little sister orange spelt like it but pronounced Or Rahn Jay
Punk: it'd be Ja not jay
Kjorgy1399: whatever
Punk: it is
Kjorgy1399: it's my way or the highway baby. 😉
Punk: that's the oldest quote ever
Kjorgy1399: Sometimes the classics are what get you
Punk: U notice that makes no sense
Kjorgy1399: Grammatical errors are of no consequence on this app
Punk: Nope u just type bad
Kjorgy1399: I believe you have been exposed to horrendous typing for so long you cannot tell when something is worded in it's correct format.