Chapter one

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My kidnapper is mad because he got a wrong kid: My god can you shut up!!
Me: ahhhhhhhhh *gasp*  can I get McDonald's?
Kidnapper: If I do will you shut up?
Me: Yes!
Kidnapper; What do you want from there?
Me: Ok I want a milkshake, I want chicken nuggets and—
Kidnapper: Holy shit I have to just order the whole menu.

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