when i ask a person to help me hide my friends slowly rotting corpse, i try to do it in the most non-threateningly way i know how ... a song.
no im kidding, i ask them via email, text, or a phone call. you know, like a professional. ordinarily this would be the part where i explain i dont actually have my now deceased friends body in my trunk (a smell that will be really hard to get out) and that this was all some elaborate way to make you read farther into the story.
ordinarily.
but my life has just become the most unordinary thing i could ever think of. because i do have my bff in my trunk bleeding out the last warmth from his body and i dont know where to go except my long lost brother whom i havent seen in three years.
i dont know if you can hear the sarcasm dripping from my mouth but its there. now i do actually need to ask him to help me hide a body and get some shit done so if you'll excuse me.
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hi i dont knkw what im doing but i hope to figure it out. comments and constructive criticism is much appreciated!!! p.s. lapslock is intended, sorry.
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Humorwhen you ask someone a question they give you an answer when you tell someone to do you a favor they do it when you ask someone to help hide a body well now thats a different story
