Lachlan × Male Reader: Incompatible?

Double Date...separately (Chapter 6)

You: This is awkward.

Lachlan: *nods*.

You: Great start for my first date ever.

Lachlan: Wait, it's your-

You: Yeah, yeah. I don't have much dating expertise.

Lachlan: Sorry.

You: No, no. Don't blame yourself for this. Maybe blame Lannan and Elliott but they got together tonight because of me anyway so technically speaking it's my fault.

Lachlan: Do not blame yourself that hurts my feelings.

You: Why do you like me?

Lachlan: What?

You: I mean, there is no logical reason for a person to have romantic feelings for me so why exactly do you like me?

Lachlan: Because you're smart, sweet and funny.

You: Oh, I suppose those are valid justifications for such a thing.

Lachlan: *chuckles* Why are you talking like that?

You: If you have genuine romantic feelings for me then get used to my abnormal way of communication, you're gonna need it.

Lachlan: *proceeds to die of laughter*

Across the room:

Elliott: They seem to be having a good time.

Lannan: Lucky them.

Elliott: I sense annoyance.

Lannan: It just feels like you deliberately act like you're not on a date. Are you ashamed of me?

Elliott: What?! Of course not! I like you so much.

Lannan: Then shout it out loud.

Elliott: That sounds rude.

Lannan: Just do it.

Elliott: Fine. I HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR THE MAN IN FRONT OF ME!

You: Shut up, Elliot!

Lachlan: Let's go home. Maybe tonight shouldn't just be your first date *wink*.

You: You did the sexy wink again.

Lachlan: Don't make me blush.

You: It's not my fault you look so ravishingly attractive at the moment. These "fancy" clothes make you look sexier than you already are. Jeez Louise, last time I was this horny I was a 13 year old Wattpadder.

Lachlan: What?

You: Let's go home, hottie *wink*. Did I just do the wink?

Lachlan: Yes, and it was very arousing.

You: Hey! Only I am allowed to mock you.

Across the room...again:

Elliott: Looks like they're heading back home.

Lannan: Then let's get a hotel room.

Elliott: I don't get the logic but whatever pleases you.

354 words.

Tada?