17th of January
Myrren: VAL
Myrren: come collect the freaking dead body of of my porch
Valentine: kinda busy sis
Myrren: with WHAT?
Valentine: feeding
Valentine: and like you've never seen a corpse before
Myrren: I have, but it's not a pretty sight to behold
Valentine: I'll come pick it up at night, I have 3 other bodies I have to pick up
Myrren: VAL! Control your mass murder instinct
Valentine: what, they're just humans
Myrren: I feed off of humans but they still get to live -_-
Valentine: aren't you feeding of of Sterling?
Myrren: him too
Valentine: aight, isn't that cheating though?
Myrren: no, I don't want to fucking kill him psycho
Valentine: aight, you be you I'll be me. Okay?
Myrren: one day you're gonna get yourself killed by a vampire hunter
Valentine: I'm a half god Myrren, I'm very hard to kill
Myrren: everything is killable
Valentine: *snorts* yeah right
Sterling: you must be happy that I'm dating your sister or else I would've killed you
Valentine: oh how scared I am, my legs are trembling
Myrren: Val, behave
Valentine: yes mom :)
Myrren: now come get rid of that corpse or I'll make sure you'll be hanged
Valentine: won't kill me!
Myrren: shut up or I'll kill you myself
Valentine: you're no fun
Valentine: I'll be there in 3 min
Myrren: you better
Sterling: so you talked it out?
Myrren: yeah, offered him some prized blood of mine but over all we're fine
Valentine: I will treasure it deeply
Myrren: you keep busy getting that corpse of my porch, and get rid of the blood please
Valentine: you're talking like Maeve
Myrren: luckily I'm not your foster mom so keep going
Valentine: you in your period or something?
Myrren: VAL BEHAVE YOURSELF
Valentine: yes mom
Sterling: you guys are weird, why am I dating you again?
Myrren: because you love me :)
Myrren: now shut up and keep out of my family manners
Sterling: k
Myrren: don't "k" me
Sterling: fine, fine I'm sorry!
Myrren: Val how far are you
Valentine: just finished chopping it!
Myrren: please say you didn't chop the body in half on my porch
Valentine: no worries! I'll get rid of the blood when I'm done!
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