ashton: *pulls me on stage* whats your name?
me: my wife
ashton: everyone I would like you to meet my wife!
me: ......
ashton: ......
audience: ........
his bandmates: .......
cameraman: .........
his manager: .........
obama: .......
jackie chan: ........
my parents: *face palm*
best friend: I told her to do that
