How you got kidnapped by a fictional character

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Marcello: So Author, what did you plan for this chapter?

Author: I don't know.

Marcello: What about a reader-insert?

Author: Why?

Marcello: Do it.

Author: But-

Marcello: DO IT.

POV Y/N

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...FUCK! Dammit y/n, how hard is it to put on a shoe!? Alright got this thing on, got the other thing on, now it is time to step out the room. 

-Walks out of room amazingly UwU-

Marcello: This is cringe.

"Hewwo miss y/n UwU " Some weirdo said. " Get the fuck away from me motherfucker! Aw fuck!

Marcello: How many f-words are in this story? 1,2,3.....le gasp! Wait, how did the reader get in the foundation? How is this book even going to play out? WHAT THE HORSERADISH AUTHOR!

"OwO what's this?" I said while looking up at what appears to be a Spanish distress in the sky. The man looks down at me and I start feeling nervous. "What's wrong sir?" I ask the poor thing.

Marcello: "You!" I dramatically yelled at you, the clueless reader. "Why the pancake are you here? " You look at me confusingly and I ask you " Are you in a fandom?"

"Uh yes. Why are you calling me reader?"

Marcello: * Fabulously yeets y/n to another universe * And that people, is how our journey begins.




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