Total apocalypse (starring:vanoss and friends)

episode 1: Pilot

I don't own vanossgaming and the team 6 crew as a whole

News reporter 1: A deadly zombie virus has been release and now its spreading

News reporter 2: World war infinity has been announced. Politicians are now sending nukes and bomb after another

News reporter 3: Terrorist and criminals have escape and now are taking over land of area and now aliens have arrive to conquer this planet and make us slaaavv....

Vanoss: So boring...(screams in boredom). Time to do the groceries. Guys I'm going out.

(Walks through the chaos of the end)

Random guy 1: Help me pls I've being eaten by zombies

Me writing the story: I'm sure he can handle himself.

Random 2: Get to the tank everyone I'll hold off the mutated animals

Me writing the story: Let's just ignore him.

Random 3: Time to kill this zombies myself! Oh no aliens!!!

Me writing the story: He's not that important to the story.

(Vanoss arrives at groceries)

Vanoss: Banana or Cucumber?mmmmhhhhh...
Banana it is then time to get the yogurt.(steps on corpse). How much is it

Cashier zombie: Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinssssssss!!!!!!

Vanoss: Ok here's the money(throws money at zombies face that it died)

(Walks back to team 6 base and turns on tv)

News reporter: IIIIIIIITTTSSSSSSSS TTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAALYYYYYYYYSPEEE

vanoss:......oh.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H20 delirious: Stop screaming!!! Pls my ears hurt.

Wildcat: Yeah I'm trying to watch porn.

Dathi de nogla: Yeah and I'm preparing ourselves a snack

Terroriser:......I have nothing to say.

BasicalyIdowrk: Me too

Lui: Me three

Vanoss: Don't you realise it's the apocalypse. I mean look outside. (Shows a city being burned on window)

Everyone else:........oh........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanoss: Everyone start breaking shit!!!

News reporter on TV: Luckily there's one more bunker left for the remaining people who is above ground.

Everyone:(freeze for a moment)Huh?

Wildcat: Everyone go to the TV.

H20 delirious: Turn this shit up.

BasicalyIdowrk:I wanna listen

Dathi de nogla: Shut up now. he's talking.

News reporter: That's right one more bunker so anyone who can get there first can have it.

Vanoss: Aaaaaallllriiiiiiight!!! Guys we have to get to that bunker and I have a map straight to it.

Wildcat: Where did you get that map?seriously it's just pop up. Is seriously nobody questioning this.

Vanoss: Shut the fuck u-

Then the van scene in the magic tomatoe thing happened.

Wildcat: Can you guys shut up for 1 fucking second.

Vanoss: Oh wait? were here.

H20 delirious:oh it's easier than I thought. I thought we have to fight a giant robot.

(Giant robot appears and grabs the van)

Terroriser:you just have to say it didn't you!

everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wildcat:everyone out of the van!!!

(Everyone jumps out van and hide behind debri)

H20 delirious: Ooooohhhhh my goodness!!! How are we see suppose to fight that thing!!!

Vanoss: Don't worry guys I have a plan. On my signal we run straight to the bunker.

Wildcat: That's a bad ide-

Vanoss: 3 2 1 CHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

(Arrives at entrance of bunker)

H20 delirious: Wooooowwwww!!! I thought we have deal with th-

Terroriser: Shut up! we don't need anymore problems.

Vanoss: Alright guys! Let's go inside an-

(Opens door to reveal a nuclear bomb explosion inside)

Vanoss: Oops...wrong door.(goes to other door) now this is where we survive now let's go inside.

Siren: Warning detecting a nuclear bomb drop.

Wildcat: Leeeeettsssss go inside....

Vanoss: Agreed.

(Cuts to them inside the bunker)

(Bunch of shitty sounds heard outside the bunker then the sounds stops)

Wildcat: I think is over. Vanoss check outside.

Vanoss: Wha- why me!!!

Wildcat: Because you have more subscribers than us so check it now!

Vanoss: Fine...

(Vanoss exits the bunker to see the results of the chaos)

Vanoss: Guys! Everything ok now!

H20 delirious: Oh my god! What happen here!

Dathi de nogla: Look guys our team base!

Terroriser: Is in ruins what do we do now!

Vanoss: Survive......

The end?