Note: This is set after The Rise of Skywalker on a far away planet where the First/Final Order is still in charge.
A stormtrooper got stuck with traffic duty and is extremely bored when he sees a now-teenage Yoda running.
Stormtrooper: Hey, you, stop! You are under arrest for speeding!
Teenage Yoda stops running.
Teenage Yoda: Speeding, I was not. Running, I am.
Stormtrooper: Well, you can't run because that is going fast, and that's illegal.
Teenage Yoda: In a vehicle, I was not. An idiot, you are!
Stormtrooper: That's it! You are coming with me, little creature!
Teenage Yoda: A creature, I am not! A person, I am!
An officer comes to the scene.
Officer: What seems to be the problem?
Stormtrooper: I caught this strange small sentient creature speeding, sir.
Officer: And in what way was it speeding?
Stormtrooper: Uuuuuhhhhhh......It was running.
Officer: You're fired for being an idiot.
Stormtrooper: Noooooooooooooo!
The stormtrooper walks away.
Officer[to teenage Yoda]: Okay, and who are you?
Teenage Yoda: Daren, my name is.
Officer: Ummmmm.... did you say that your name is Daren?
Daren: Yes.
Officer: Are you a Force-User?
Daren: Yes.
Officer: You are now required to serve us or die!
Daren[Force Chokes officer]: Serve you, I will not! Die, you will!
Officer dies.
Daren: Mmmmm...Yes. Murder.
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