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slenderxzalgo

have we not already done this?

Ya boi checked like eight times and i didn't see it soooo no.

id rate it a five.

Y'know what this reminds me of? those two scientists in that weird alternate universe where we're all science experiments and inside a huge government run area fifty one type place?

the one where their life's motto is be gay and fuck the government?.

Yeah.

the magnus archives?

No, the one Luka spoke about making a book like this on. Would anyone read that?

oh those scp guys?

Yeah there's two dudes there who absolutely hate each other so much that they have fallen in love with each other.

your point?

That's like this. Slender hates Zalgo. Zalgo hates everyone. *gasssssppp* Guys Zalgo's like the Scarlet King we are alternate universes-

WHAT WOULD YOU RATE THE SHIP?!

TWELVE!

i rate it a one before slender is basically my dad at this point and the thought of my dad being with the one dude i hate more than ben is horrifying.

im gonna tell him you said that.

do it pussy.