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Un: you know you're a lot like an atomic compound you're simple you aren't connected to anything and you have an extremely low boiling point KingExplosionMuder: fuck you Un: I prove my point ~~~~~~~~~~~ [BNHA Reader Insert] With a quirk that not...

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chapter thirty-one

Start from the beginning

by EuniceAphroditis

Un
What if it's not made up
What if I'm in DIRE NEED of the great hero BAKUGO KASTUKI??

KingExplosionMuder
I know for a fact you're not

Un
And how's that

KingExplosionMuder
Because you're a dumbass
But you'd also never come to me when there's a problem. You'd go to other dumbasses like Deku or some shit
So fuck off, I'm busy.

Un
Fine.
I'll come to you ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

KingExplosionMuder
I swear to God, Blender Bitch
You show up at my dorm room again I'll make sure you're stuck in the infirmary for a week

Un
That better be a Promise
I'll see you in five :)

Un has left the chat

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Un has entered the chat

Un
Kirishima
Bb
Bro
I need you help

Thwomp has entered the chat

Thwomp
Did something happen, ___?

Un
More like did something NOT happen
Because something which should be happening isn't

Thwomp
…

Un
KIRI THIS IS NO TIME FOR MEMES
I am on a mission of great importance.

Thwomp
Well what's the mission?

Un
I'm afraid you may be too close to the source for the full info
All you need to know is bakugou has to leave the dorm building right now

Thwomp
What? Why?

Un
Hnnnnng
Can I trust you with classified information?

Thwomp
Of course you can!!
I promise to protect your mission 😤✊
And a bro promise is the strongest one you can give

Un
Woah
I just got the chills
I FELT the promise

Thwomp
Hell yeah you do
That's the POWER

Un
Okay, I believe you
Get ready for this
Because I'm about to explain the BEST prank to ever exist.
It starts with you getting Bakugou outside of the dorm building

Thwomp
You said that earlier
Why do you need him outside of the dorms?